The Glade of Dreams - Survival Guide

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

I never thought that my initial phrase would turn out to get its own topic.

we have the survival guide, thanks to Rayfan and you

[Master4lyf1]

Now the habitants of this forum will once and for all be able to conquer the terror filled wonderland that is The Glade Of Dreams.

I remember as a kid "seeing" Mini-Jano's alot at night, poor me didn't get much sleep back then.

[Greenbottle3]

I never thought that my initial phrase would turn out to get its own topic.

we have the survival guide, thanks to Rayfan and you

I'm the one who wrote the comment that gave them the idea!

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

there's something weird happening between these topics:
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viewtopic.php?f=13&t=7361

[beebo44]

Helpful-Tip Number 18: When in appropriate position, fan up Nymphs' skirts.

Helpful-Tip Number 19: When confronted by red antitoons, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

there's something wrong with this topic, the topioc is maded by Greenbottle3, and that was a reply from i see the boss in real life, there are many replies from i see the boss in real life, what's happening

[spiraldoor]

Maybe a moderator went crazy and transferred the relevant posts from one thread to the other.

[iHeckler9]

20: When confronted with blunderbuss-wielding potato sacks, punch them until they turn into a small black thing.

[Shrooblord]

Rule 21: Never underestimate a Gorilla Pirate. He can have you lose all your lives or cause you to run around trying to avoid him for half an hour if you're not careful.
Cooking Tip 22: Hoodlums make good stew when thrown into boggy water.
Cooking Tip 23: Ditto for Pirates.
Social Law 24: What happens in Aerotropolis, stays in Aerotropolis.
Guideline 25: Always bring your Plum. You never know when it will come in handy!

[Master4lyf1]

ONE TO REMEMBER 26: If two weird lights on stalks appear in The Sanctuary Of Rock and Lava, IGNORE IT! Unless you feel you are satisfied with being Eig's dinner.

[iHeckler9]

ONE TO REMEMBER 26: If two weird lights on stalks appear in The Sanctuary Of Rock and Lava, IGNORE IT! Unless you feel you are satisfied with being Eig's dinner.

Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octoray!

[beebo44]

Rule 21: Never underestimate a Gorilla Pirate. He can have you lose all your lives or cause you to run around trying to avoid him for half an hour if you're not careful.

Oh my god, you just made me remember the endless hours I use to waste getting chased by these gorilla-heads when I was little.

[Spanex]

Note 27: Never scare a lum. You'll never know in what horrid ways they may manifest.

[Pusianka]

Tip nr 28: When travelling take into account an unexpected rescue of a bunch/ship/bucaneer of globoxes.

[Master4lyf1]

Rule No. 29: Never, EVER underestimate a fat woman with a rolling pin.

[beebo44]

Rule No. 30: Same goes for an old hag on a toilet.

[Shrooblord]

Rule 31: Ditto for all old persons of the female variety.
[That was an RO reference bai de wye]

[Shrooblord]

Contributors Guideline 32: Thy shalt never abandoneth ye Guide; the Guide is our lifeline.
Pirate Attack Tip 33: Just in case you are ambushed by Pirates, never, never, ever, leave your magic gloves at home.
Cooking Tip 34: Plums make good stew in combination with rusty Pirate heads and lava.

[Adsolution]

Contributors Guideline 32: Thy shalt never abandoneth ye Guide; the Guide is our lifeline.
Pirate Attack Tip 33: Just in case you are ambushed by Pirates, never, never, ever, leave your magic gloves at home.
Cooking Tip 34: Plums make good stew in combination with rusty Pirate heads and lava.

Can't forget the lava now can we old bean?

[EvanEDavies]

Survival tip 35: Little grasshopper... One must never let the Knaaren get near you. Kapeesh? NEVER!