The Glade of Dreams - Survival Guide

[Greenbottle3]

since I've already beat the games, if I saw the bosses in real life, at least I'd know what to do!

[Adsolution]

since I've already beat the games, if I saw the bosses in real life, at least I'd know what to do!

Haha, good point you have there. You should write "The Glade of Dreams Survival Guide."

[Haruka]

Lesson number 1: Don't use fly-killers, newspapers, repels or sprays. Use your fist to attack mosquitoes!

[Greenbottle3]

Rule number 2: Don't stop to smell the daisies; they just might eat you.

[Adsolution]

Guideline number 3: Bunnies are not cute.

Insurance number 4: Plums in Glade are larger than they appear.

[stan423321]

Note number 5: Best tool to kill a sentient plum is a calm Livingstone.

[ikke471]

Life-lesson 6: never swim in piranha inbesyed waters
life-lesson 7: never keep listening to the beautiful music for too long... You might get fiolently distubed

[Master4lyf1]

Rule no.8, if you are facing impassable crossings, such as water and lava, have a plum spare, and remember to shoot something in the opposite direction you want to go.

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

Rule number 9: don't snore if you are near a tree!

[Greenbottle3]

Rule Number 10: Bubblize your enemies!

[Rulez]

Rulez number 11 and 12: when in doubt, F1; when you die, Ly will cheer you on with a bag of popcorn. Please take this as an actual cheering, not an annoying chant.

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

Rule number 13: don't be scared of wild Bubble Dreamers, they only put off their head and their eyes

[ParadoxJuice]

Rule number 14: When defeated in combat, you must dance.




This is the strangest derail I've ever seen.

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

Rule number 15: scream "YEAH!" if your near an sign with an "!"

we need to change the name of this topic "The Glade of Dreams Survival Guide"

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

The task is to make an complete Glade of Dreams - Survival Guide
This are the rules, lessons etc. that already exist:
Lesson number 1: Don't use fly-killers, newspapers, repels or sprays. Use your fist to attack mosquitoes!

Rule number 2: Don't stop to smell the daisies; they just might eat you.

Guideline number 3: Bunnies are not cute.

Insurance number 4: Plums in Glade are larger than they appear.

Note number 5: Best tool to kill a sentient plum is a calm Livingstone.

Life-lesson 6: never swim in piranha inbesyed waters

life-lesson 7: never keep listening to the beautiful music for too long... You might get fiolently distubed

Rule no.8, if you are facing impassable crossings, such as water and lava, have a plum spare,
and remember to shoot something in the opposite direction you want to go.

Rule number 9: don't snore if you are near a tree!

Rule Number 10: Bubblize your enemies!

Rulez number 11 and 12: when in doubt, F1; when you die, Ly will cheer you on with a bag of popcorn. Please take this as an actual cheering, not an annoying chant.

Rule number 13: don't be scared of wild Bubble Dreamers, they only put off their head and their eyes

Rule number 14: When defeated in combat, you must dance.

Rule number 15: scream "YEAH!" if your near an sign with an "!"

Rule 16: When given unlimited Helicopter, be sure to look behind yourself more often, lest a giant being end your flight abruptly

Rule number 17: If attacked by locusts, go towards the light, or slap a Gong!

Helpful-Tip Number 18: When in appropriate position, fan up Nymphs' skirts.

Helpful-Tip Number 19: When confronted by red antitoons, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!

[Keane]

Nice rule collection you got there.

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

Nice rule collection you got there.

this are rules from other members too, and now we need more

[Master4lyf1]

Rule 16: When given unlimited Helicopter, be sure to look behind yourself more often, lest a giant being end your flight abruptly.

[Greenbottle3]

Rule number 17: If attacked by locusts, go towards the light, or slap a Gong!
EDIT: We should have this published!

[Haruka]

I never thought that my initial phrase would turn out to get its own topic.