The task is to make an complete Glade of Dreams - Survival Guide
This are the rules, lessons etc. that already exist:
Lesson number 1: Don't use fly-killers, newspapers, repels or sprays. Use your fist to attack mosquitoes!
Rule number 2: Don't stop to smell the daisies; they just might eat you.
Guideline number 3: Bunnies are not cute.
Insurance number 4: Plums in Glade are larger than they appear.
Note number 5: Best tool to kill a sentient plum is a calm Livingstone.
Life-lesson 6: never swim in piranha inbesyed waters
life-lesson 7: never keep listening to the beautiful music for too long... You might get fiolently distubed
Rule no.8, if you are facing impassable crossings, such as water and lava, have a plum spare,
and remember to shoot something in the opposite direction you want to go.
Rule number 9: don't snore if you are near a tree!
Rule Number 10: Bubblize your enemies!
Rulez number 11 and 12: when in doubt, F1; when you die, Ly will cheer you on with a bag of popcorn. Please take this as an actual cheering, not an annoying chant.
Rule number 13: don't be scared of wild Bubble Dreamers, they only put off their head and their eyes
Rule number 14: When defeated in combat, you must dance.
Rule number 15: scream "YEAH!" if your near an sign with an "!"
Rule 16: When given unlimited Helicopter, be sure to look behind yourself more often, lest a giant being end your flight abruptly
Rule number 17: If attacked by locusts, go towards the light, or slap a Gong!
Helpful-Tip Number 18: When in appropriate position, fan up Nymphs' skirts.
Helpful-Tip Number 19: When confronted by red antitoons, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!
Mr. Dark Thingamjig Rules the World