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by MTPArts
Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:58 pm
Forum: Members Forum
Topic: How to make Fapple Sauce.
Replies: 59
Views: 10040

Re: How to make Fapple Sauce.

LET'S FUCK THIS SHIT UP!

TSI, HERE I COME!
by MTPArts
Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:58 pm
Forum: Members Forum
Topic: How to make Fapple Sauce.
Replies: 59
Views: 10040

Re: How to make Fapple Sauce.

Hunch, it's not that simple. Firstly, I have to sneak onto the Tube somehow and then I have to find my way through the busy streets to the Pret; and people don't take kindly to bums now, do they?

Besides, I much prefer the Pret at Covent Garden. There's so many more unsuspecting Asian tourists for ...
by MTPArts
Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:45 pm
Forum: Members Forum
Topic: How to make Fapple Sauce.
Replies: 59
Views: 10040

Re: How to make Fapple Sauce.

Guys...

I tried to release my recipe book, but Trading Standards wouldn't allow the secrets to such delicious foods on the market. This is bad news as I'm now completely broke. I live in a dumpster behind Pret A Manger in Covent Garden. So as one lover of food to a whole forum of supportive fans ...
by MTPArts
Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:07 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: BONK
Replies: 9554
Views: 237026

Re: BONK

the pie is a bonk.
by MTPArts
Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:56 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: BONK
Replies: 9554
Views: 237026

Re: BONK

Ride my BONKstick, y'all.
by MTPArts
Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: BONK
Replies: 9554
Views: 237026

Re: BONK

The cake is a BONK.
by MTPArts
Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:49 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: BONK
Replies: 9554
Views: 237026

Re: BONK

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by MTPArts
Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:48 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: BONK
Replies: 9554
Views: 237026

Re: BONK

MyBodyIsReady wrote:Bonk me everynight
i already do
by MTPArts
Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:47 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: BONK
Replies: 9554
Views: 237026

Re: BONK

All on the floor. BONK THAT. Give me some more.
by MTPArts
Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:46 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: BONK
Replies: 9554
Views: 237026

Re: BONK

OK I WILL SAVE THE LATEST IN BONK TECHNOLOGY FOR A LATER DATE
by MTPArts
Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:43 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: BONK
Replies: 9554
Views: 237026

Re: BONK

EVERY JOIN THE RPC IRC TO WITNESS THE LATEST IN BONK TECHNOLOGY
by MTPArts
Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:42 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: BONK
Replies: 9554
Views: 237026

Re: BONK

Sorry for party BONKing.
by MTPArts
Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:40 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: BONK
Replies: 9554
Views: 237026

Re: BONK

Je suis trés bon-K.
by MTPArts
Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:37 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: BONK
Replies: 9554
Views: 237026

Re: BONK

BONK, BONK! Where for art thou, BONK?
by MTPArts
Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:35 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: BONK
Replies: 9554
Views: 237026

Re: BONK

THE BONKINA BAND
by MTPArts
Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: -BATHROOM-
Replies: 309
Views: 16336

Re: -BATHROOM-

RayFan9876 wrote:
MTPArts wrote:I took a massive shit in the hallway outside one of the toilets. Don't use the hallway for atleast a week. You can smell it in China.
Can you measure it in both size and weight?
Of course! Size is 5 metres in length, 3.5 metres in height. Weight is 657 kilograms.
by MTPArts
Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:35 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: -BATHROOM-
Replies: 309
Views: 16336

Re: -BATHROOM-

I took a massive shit in the hallway outside one of the toilets. Don't use the hallway for atleast a week. You can smell it in China.
by MTPArts
Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:24 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Egg Mayo
Replies: 3
Views: 835

Egg Mayo

i liek egg mayo do u guise ???
by MTPArts
Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:20 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Anti-British!!!!
Replies: 3275
Views: 89331

Re: Anti-British!!!!

I'm ginger. I volunteer myself for this said slavery.
by MTPArts
Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:16 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: BONK
Replies: 9554
Views: 237026

Re: BONK

Cilla Bonk.