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Yeah, I'm trying to make that secret a goal for myself, but now I'm screwed out of 3000 points because the Reflux statue in stage 2 with the green gem on it rotated, but the gem stayed inside the wall instead of coming out. Hell, I'm almost certain these bugs are only happening because I'm using Dis...

Yeah, normally I don't miss cages, but I haven't been back to this for a couple of years. I'm actually surprised I managed to get all of them up to the Headquarters without having to go back.

-I feel hungover but I didn't drink any alcohol yesterday +Got to the Tower of the Leptys within a day of playing -Power of the Leptys doesn't refill health when I need it to -Missed a cage in the first zone of the Tower -Missed a cage in the Headquarters +Missing cage was in the first zone -Failed ...

+Got back to Rayman 3 for the first time since my last leave from here +Got to the Longest Shortcut within 6 hours counting breaks +Got all the cages thus far -Still can't get the 55 thousand for Desert of the Knaaren's smiling face thingy on the menu +Got 51 thousand points instead +Set new persona...

Nah, I get it now, thanks a lot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KujuwthLuRI
Yes, really, this. Trying to get back into the game itself, but I can't be bothered with installing it so I just listen to this for a while.
Uh, yeah, I have no idea how these forums work anymore so I don't know how to get the preview. Ah well.

+Rediscovered these forums after being gone since 2010.
-Nobody here remembers me
-It's hot out
-The AC is too cold
+I have AC

< prepares a bomb.

<doesn't know what anyone's talking about.

white his teeth:

baby powder -> Diaper

Turbo Nexus 2.0 Superstar Hyper Edition Caffeine makes you hyper

(i have bolded the Hyper in the first term because that is what I am relating to in my sentence)

You use the level select cheat in Rayman 2 to get to the Crows Nest when you have 0 lums, and once you've finished, you have 1000. This is the 999 counted lums from after the Bayou cutscene, plus the secret 1000th Yellow Lum of the Heart hidden in the Tomb of the Ancients, but instead of going to th...

< agrees that Hunch should stick to Emperor. < Thinks Emperor Hunch sounds better. < Wants pie. (someone walks up to < and offers < pi) < Does not want pi. < Wonders if anyone has pie. < Still wants a baseball bat so that < can bash <'s computer, seeing as how < is extremely bored and wants to smash...

No tonight will be the night that I, Razorbeard, eat lasagna. Of course it'll be the glory night nitwit.

Will I actually eat lasagna tonight?

< advises ^ to continue to advise ^^ to keep practicing French.

WHEN RAYMAN IS BOUGHT BY SEGA. OR EA. but seriously, you know you suck at Rayman when, in the intro scene in Rayman 3, when Globox pulls Rayman's arms off, he also takes Rayman's soul. This means, that, not only is there no R3, but also no Rabbids, which I think is great, the Rabbids are the worst t...

< finally recovered 70.5% of lost Rayman 2 save data.
< is glad that < recovered lost save data.
< is not glad that < does not know why < lost 70.5% of save data, from 100% complete to 20.5%

< is bored.


< is now very bored.


< is now so bored < will now take out a baseball bat and hit <'s computer to pass the time.
< is wondering if anyone has a baseball bat that they could lend <