Rayman Pirate-Community

wish granted, but they are full of water

i wish my head was attached properly. *while head is on floor, notices Serza is also dead*

wish denied, im in the USA

i wish... *head falls off*... for some super glue... *head falls off again, and prison ship crashes into Serza, because my head is on the floor* Sorry!

... rayman does this to you: and then says that you are an idiot for buying this game, then he smashes your disc with a hammer

wish granted, give me your glue

i wish for Serza's glue

... you can make a robopirate kill others, while you relax on your hammock back in Rayman 1

... Mr Dark will kill all his minions, while you stuff your face with candy

wish granted, superman turns to glue *head falls off agian*

i wish for a screwdriver *attaches head, but it falls off*

... Knaaren bow down at the sight of you ... Robo pirates dont even bother to fight you because there afraid of dying ... you are invinvible ... you can sleep at the top of the hoodlum headquarters without worrying about anything, because you float, and stole Mario's SM64 Metal Cap ... piranahs dont...

wish denied, i dont have any

i wish for something to fix my head with... *head falls off*

... you think this belongs in the game: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mryellow: :mryellow: :mrgreen: :mryellow: :mryellow: :mryellow: :mryellow: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mryellow: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mryellow: :mryellow: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :...

wish granted, but its too smelly

i wish for a banana phone

wish denied, you have to blow your nose yourself

i wish i had a real nose, not a metal one

its Anna Lyse in the game, but named for a disease in ranks

what language are most of thise things in?

if there english they should actually be Otto, Romeo, and Anna Lyse (i THINK thats the last one)

wish granted, but its been expired for 3 years

i wish for something to sign the Declaration of Independence with

wish granted, but Mr and Dark get mixed up and you now hav Dark Mister

i wish for a cyclopse

wish denied, i only have pirates

i wish for a ninja

wish granted, you get rolling blades

i wish one of those blades was my beard

yeah...

They sound MUCH better in English

... the pirahnas bite your ass and you restart the whole level

... you cry when you go to the bottom of the waterfall

yea...