You know you suck at Rayman when...

Talk about Rayman himself and Rayman games!

Moderator: English moderators

El Dango
Clark
Posts: 12896
Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:01 pm
Location: Where you need me the most
Contact:
Tings: 105675

You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by El Dango » Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:55 pm

What am I doing with my life? :(
Last edited by El Dango on Tue Sep 25, 2012 2:30 pm, edited 13 times in total.
Image
Do NOT forget to vote and participate in the SOTM and Manipulate the Image competitions!
(If you don't wanna, however, that's perfectly okay (I'm hardly a role model))

FAB
Murray
Posts: 1881
Joined: Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:26 pm
Location: In Rayman's World
Tings: 20110

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by FAB » Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:16 pm

ROFL :)
"You don't know what you can do, until you try."
I like Kung fuuuuuuuuuuu! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Panda

Holy Crap
Jano
Posts: 15930
Joined: Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:54 am
Location: I AM OMNIPRESENT! (Just like God, only better, because I exist)
Contact:
Tings: 80202

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by Holy Crap » Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:09 am

...you kick the turtle and it hurts you're foot
...you can't get past the woods of light
...by the time you beat mr dark, everyone has been captured by pirates who are at war with the hoodlum's for control of the world, meanwhile, the rabbids invade and play stupid minigames for some reason
Image

El Dango
Clark
Posts: 12896
Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:01 pm
Location: Where you need me the most
Contact:
Tings: 105675

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by El Dango » Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:03 pm

Cool!

You know you suck at Rayman when:
...You kill yourself with the lockjaw.
...Razorbeard kicks your ass, without even trying.
...Globox kicks your ass, without even trying.
...You kick your own ass, without even trying.
...You can't fool the rabbids.
...A plum takes over the world, because it defeats you so many times.
Image
Do NOT forget to vote and participate in the SOTM and Manipulate the Image competitions!
(If you don't wanna, however, that's perfectly okay (I'm hardly a role model))

stan423321
Murfy
Posts: 7312
Joined: Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:22 pm
Location: Poland, of Union of Socialistic European Republics
Tings: 63250

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by stan423321 » Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:48 pm

...after sitting on the Moskito, it falls into the water.
...you can't collect ten tings for Magician.
...in Soviet Russia Rayman sucks at you.

El Dango
Clark
Posts: 12896
Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:01 pm
Location: Where you need me the most
Contact:
Tings: 105675

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by El Dango » Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:27 pm

...the plum teams up with Razorbeard, and they rule the world together.
Image
Do NOT forget to vote and participate in the SOTM and Manipulate the Image competitions!
(If you don't wanna, however, that's perfectly okay (I'm hardly a role model))

stan423321
Murfy
Posts: 7312
Joined: Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:22 pm
Location: Poland, of Union of Socialistic European Republics
Tings: 63250

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by stan423321 » Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:40 pm

...plum merges with Rayman's head.

El Dango
Clark
Posts: 12896
Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:01 pm
Location: Where you need me the most
Contact:
Tings: 105675

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by El Dango » Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:55 pm

...you can't kick your own ass if you try.
Image
Do NOT forget to vote and participate in the SOTM and Manipulate the Image competitions!
(If you don't wanna, however, that's perfectly okay (I'm hardly a role model))

Holy Crap
Jano
Posts: 15930
Joined: Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:54 am
Location: I AM OMNIPRESENT! (Just like God, only better, because I exist)
Contact:
Tings: 80202

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by Holy Crap » Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:10 am

i like this topic already...
...when your fist comes back to you, it knocks you out
my brother thought of this:
...the trillibelles sneak up on you and give you a heart attack from the fright
Image

Scarlo-hara
Électoon
Posts: 2
Joined: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:54 pm
Tings: 10

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by Scarlo-hara » Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:32 pm

When Rayman makes you swap places and then he keeps making you die.

stan423321
Murfy
Posts: 7312
Joined: Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:22 pm
Location: Poland, of Union of Socialistic European Republics
Tings: 63250

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by stan423321 » Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:36 pm

...at opening of Rayman 3 Murfy flies just over rocks. You know what I mean?
...your gamepad's feedback hurt your head.

El Dango
Clark
Posts: 12896
Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:01 pm
Location: Where you need me the most
Contact:
Tings: 105675

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by El Dango » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:36 pm

...you buy Raving Rabbids 3. 8)
Image
Do NOT forget to vote and participate in the SOTM and Manipulate the Image competitions!
(If you don't wanna, however, that's perfectly okay (I'm hardly a role model))

FAB
Murray
Posts: 1881
Joined: Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:26 pm
Location: In Rayman's World
Tings: 20110

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by FAB » Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:50 pm

.....very true :D
.... you snatch the manual from murfy and tear it into peices
....you fail to defeat a hoodlum within 3 miniutes
"You don't know what you can do, until you try."
I like Kung fuuuuuuuuuuu! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Panda

Holy Crap
Jano
Posts: 15930
Joined: Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:54 am
Location: I AM OMNIPRESENT! (Just like God, only better, because I exist)
Contact:
Tings: 80202

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by Holy Crap » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:28 am

...the hoodlum's just keep playing poker and wait for you to kill yourself
Image

stan423321
Murfy
Posts: 7312
Joined: Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:22 pm
Location: Poland, of Union of Socialistic European Republics
Tings: 63250

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by stan423321 » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:03 pm

...you have to use red cannister for defeating antitoon.

Holy Crap
Jano
Posts: 15930
Joined: Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:54 am
Location: I AM OMNIPRESENT! (Just like God, only better, because I exist)
Contact:
Tings: 80202

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by Holy Crap » Thu May 01, 2008 12:21 pm

...the guardian gives you the elixir out of sympathy from your hopelessness.
Image

stan423321
Murfy
Posts: 7312
Joined: Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:22 pm
Location: Poland, of Union of Socialistic European Republics
Tings: 63250

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by stan423321 » Thu May 01, 2008 2:53 pm

...Moskito uses big violet spike-berry (...what's English name of it?) as bowling ball.

FAB
Murray
Posts: 1881
Joined: Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:26 pm
Location: In Rayman's World
Tings: 20110

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by FAB » Thu May 01, 2008 4:25 pm

Holy Crap wrote:...the hoodlum's just keep playing poker and wait for you to kill yourself
I mean when playing normally.
"You don't know what you can do, until you try."
I like Kung fuuuuuuuuuuu! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Panda

Holy Crap
Jano
Posts: 15930
Joined: Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:54 am
Location: I AM OMNIPRESENT! (Just like God, only better, because I exist)
Contact:
Tings: 80202

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by Holy Crap » Fri May 02, 2008 3:20 am

the hoodlum's do play poker when you play normally
Image

stan423321
Murfy
Posts: 7312
Joined: Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:22 pm
Location: Poland, of Union of Socialistic European Republics
Tings: 63250

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by stan423321 » Fri May 02, 2008 4:08 pm

...Mr. Dark's mixed bosses become Refluxes.

Post Reply