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You know you suck at Rayman when...

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What am I doing with my life? :(
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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ROFL :)
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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...you kick the turtle and it hurts you're foot
...you can't get past the woods of light
...by the time you beat mr dark, everyone has been captured by pirates who are at war with the hoodlum's for control of the world, meanwhile, the rabbids invade and play stupid minigames for some reason
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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Cool!

You know you suck at Rayman when:
...You kill yourself with the lockjaw.
...Razorbeard kicks your ass, without even trying.
...Globox kicks your ass, without even trying.
...You kick your own ass, without even trying.
...You can't fool the rabbids.
...A plum takes over the world, because it defeats you so many times.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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...after sitting on the Moskito, it falls into the water.
...you can't collect ten tings for Magician.
...in Soviet Russia Rayman sucks at you.
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...the plum teams up with Razorbeard, and they rule the world together.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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...plum merges with Rayman's head.
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...you can't kick your own ass if you try.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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i like this topic already...
...when your fist comes back to you, it knocks you out
my brother thought of this:
...the trillibelles sneak up on you and give you a heart attack from the fright
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When Rayman makes you swap places and then he keeps making you die.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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...at opening of Rayman 3 Murfy flies just over rocks. You know what I mean?
...your gamepad's feedback hurt your head.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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...you buy Raving Rabbids 3. 8)
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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.....very true :D
.... you snatch the manual from murfy and tear it into peices
....you fail to defeat a hoodlum within 3 miniutes
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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...the hoodlum's just keep playing poker and wait for you to kill yourself
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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...you have to use red cannister for defeating antitoon.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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...the guardian gives you the elixir out of sympathy from your hopelessness.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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...Moskito uses big violet spike-berry (...what's English name of it?) as bowling ball.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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Holy Crap wrote:...the hoodlum's just keep playing poker and wait for you to kill yourself
I mean when playing normally.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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the hoodlum's do play poker when you play normally
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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...Mr. Dark's mixed bosses become Refluxes.
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