Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Steo » Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:09 pm

No they just slap you :lol:

why do the Teensies slap the crap out of you in Origins if you hit one? :lol:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by The Jonster » Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:10 pm

Because they want you to save the world not spend time golfing off.

Can The Jonster fit in the Glade of Dreams?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Steo » Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:15 pm

Not if the camera zooms out too far and makes it too small.

Can Rayman wear a watch?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by The Jonster » Tue Jul 31, 2018 7:36 am

Yes, of course and he can use it to aim lasers at people.

I wonder where Bzzit's hands went?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Aaron » Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:58 pm

They went to find a red lum and turn it into a black lum (Rayman 3 credits reference)

Why wasn't Ly in Rayman 3?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by The Jonster » Wed Aug 08, 2018 9:04 pm

She is, in the Longest Shortcut! :D

What kind of instruments can the Musician play?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Aaron » Wed Aug 08, 2018 9:11 pm

But that's just a statue of her, I meant like in the game giving you powers like she did in Rayman 2.

A guitar.

Why does Rayman's slide look so cool in Rayman Legends?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by The Jonster » Wed Aug 08, 2018 9:15 pm

Oh i see. She appaers in the GBA versiont though! But that's probably not what you're looking for either.

Because his hair is flying with him instead of just his hair.

Why does Rayman look so cute handstanding?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Aaron » Wed Aug 08, 2018 9:24 pm

Yeah I meant the console version, not the handheld version.

Because he is. :mrgreen: (when he's doing that)

Why does Rayman have an angry expression on the box art of Rayman 3, M/Rush/Arena when he used to have a happy expression on the covers of the first two games?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Steo » Wed Aug 08, 2018 10:30 pm

Because he got fed up fighting all those bad guys all the time but then in Origins he became all happy again :hap:

Why doesn't Ssssam appear in Rayman 3?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Aaron » Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:32 am

Because Razoff captured him.

Why is it so fun to race with the Teensies in Rayman M?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by The Jonster » Thu Aug 09, 2018 2:28 pm

Because they’re too small and you can step on them easily.

Why doesn’t Rayman appear in Super Mario Bros?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by WizardMinecraft » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:52 pm

Because logic

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by StelzenBomber » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:59 pm

because only dogs and shaggys can it it

WHy cant rayman Eat himselfe since his body is an aubergine

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by WizardMinecraft » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:06 pm

because the world would explode

Why does rayman eat lums
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by StelzenBomber » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:18 pm

because idk whene he even does

Why isnt Ly lieing all the time?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Aaron » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:24 pm

Because she's a fairy and fairies don't lie.

How was Polokus able to sleep for so long?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by StelzenBomber » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:31 pm

coma

where was polokus beard in rayman 2

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by WizardMinecraft » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:33 pm

Because the "Toggle Polokus' beard" Secret wasn't on.

Why is there a million rayman recolors?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by StelzenBomber » Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:02 pm

because rayman is not colorblind

why can rayman change his design so much

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