Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Steo » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:45 am

What the duck!

Why was Globox craving strawberries?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Eparcyl » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:59 am

Because he is a transgender who inseminated a fly by his mouth.

Why Reflux's french voice sounds like he smoked too much garbage?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Steo » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:06 am

Because he's buying cheap duty free smokes and smoking the ganja too much.

Why is the voice acting on the PS1 version of Rayman 2 so crappy?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Eparcyl » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:58 am

Because the doublings have been done while taking a LSD trip.

Why Raving Rabbids looks like junkie retards from Amsterdam?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Steo » Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:01 am

Because Ubisoft forced Ancel to put them in the game when everyone wanted Rayman 4.

Why was Begoniax so kinky?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by StelzenBomber » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:45 pm

Because kiks

Why is rayman so dummy thicc

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Indy » Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:12 pm

...Because he's a vegetable.

Would Henchman 1000's mustache come off if I pull them?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by StelzenBomber » Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:54 pm

Nope

Why is globox a boibox

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by The Jonster » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:35 pm

Because he's great like me!

Why is Globox my two favouiree colours combned?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by StelzenBomber » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:38 pm

Because the white is arteficial and comes from [redacted]

Why is rayman not a man

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by The Jonster » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:40 pm

Because he's a thingamajig....something blablabla

Can Globox rain in Dallas today?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by StelzenBomber » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:43 pm

No, only in swizerland

Rayman has a (redacted) right?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Indy » Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:31 pm

No. And he probably doesn't need it.

Do you guys think Henchman 1000 flirts with monsters that speak his language, but they also understand him as well?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by StelzenBomber » Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:58 pm

Noone understands thst guy

If rayman doesnt have a redacted, then is he a girl?
But his name is rayMAN

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Aaron » Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:21 pm

Yes of course!

Why is Globox just a glowing box?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by The Jonster » Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:22 pm

He glows before he does his rain dance.

What is Raythingamajig?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by StelzenBomber » Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:27 pm

Mr bean dancing to mr boombastic

Do they call rayman Mr. Boombastic?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by The Jonster » Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:29 pm

No they call him Respectful Rsyamn.

Where did the term Great Globox come from?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by StelzenBomber » Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:36 pm

Snakes dummy thicc ass cheeks

Who is rayman on a spiritual level

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