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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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I do! I would like to chow down on some ders!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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That's autoconfuse for you!

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Evidently, since this whole game seems to have been stuck crossing a mountain and a sea for the last two years or so :hap:

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Well, only if you want them to :fou:

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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They're too drunk to remember the answer.

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Those aren't holes, they're optical illusions caused by curvature of spacetime around the chocolate. It's engineered so that spacetime itself goes all curly-wurly around the bar, but you can't really appreciate it just by looking with your eyes. :hap:

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Yes but you use a clam computer first!

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Only if it's covered in fish-shaped ethylbenzene!

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Well actually, i'd call it three burning letters, since you only tore 3!

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Depends on what alternate universe the jar is a portal to!

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Sure, if you want the zoo to close!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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No, because you asked me that you can never have pizza again! :pascontent:

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Yes, because there's more than 3 minutes don't listen to the counter!

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Of course it swam out the gravy.

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Raymond.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Because you must.

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Yes, that's what I'm typing on right now. That's how I run YouTube.


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No, but it does on Xenon.

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Because it turned invisible.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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About the expression to the second thing.

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