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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Yes, just make sure to take care when handling the fish.

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Definitely less than 48 hours. :lol:

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Over 48 hours. :lol:

What's up with people saying "this smells fishy"? Do they mean something they're about to eat smells like fish? :P
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Because it actualy smells like cat

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In London.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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The cats


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24?

Why do smoothies taste delicious?
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Because delicious starts with deli and that means delicatessen.

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The next bus is due when the blue moon shines in two days.

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They were Busta Rhymes.

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That sounds familiar... (Busta Rhymes I mean)

Because Nancy Sinatra said so in her song.

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He's a famous rapper. :winkgrin:

Because you forgot to flip the bread over halfway.

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Because they can actually stay on for..... 48 hours! (I had to)

Why is it Guinness that takes the cake?
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Because after I drink it I want to have all the cake myself.

Why can't I see what's on the radio?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Bumped.

Because then we will need to use our eyes to listen radios from now on.


Why do we call the letter "W" by the name "Double U" when we should just know it as "Double V" since it is two "V"s joined together?

VV -> W :mryellow:
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Because they probably thought saying "double v" wasn't as smooth as saying "double u"

UU -> W? VV -> W!
uu -> w? vv -> w!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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They're "unsmart". :mrgreen:

Should the other staff members be jealous that orange is a fruit, while green and red aren't? :hehe:
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Heck yeah dude, definitely, since we all know that kiwis and apples are vegetables, right? :hehe:

Why is it called "unwise" and not "imwise"?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Because then we would have "unpossible" instead of "impossible" which would negatively affect our auto-correct.


Why do they say that the sunlight is good for you because it provides Vitamin D when it in fact drains your energy and makes you want to pass out?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Because people are evil and lie, they want you to suffer.

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