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Re: General Puns

Post by The Jonster » Tue Dec 11, 2018 6:26 pm

I recently took my little sister to NASA and now she can't get to sleep in her bed. Tonight I'll rocket to try and help her sleep.
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Steo wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:26 pm
^ reminds me of someone who can take a lot of criticism and still refuses to get angry with me. ^ is really friendly with others and < is actually impressed at this stage :)
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Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:29 pm
Aaron wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:58 am
Oh yeah and happy birthday to Jonster :teuf:
Well, today isn't technically Jonster's birthday. You are wishing his Ting account a "Happy Birthday". :oops2:

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Re: General Puns

Post by Steo » Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:25 pm

That giraffe just insulted me, the neck of him!
Happy St. Patrick's day! ☘️
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Re: General Puns

Post by The Jonster » Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:28 pm

Ok, that's it, I'm putting a ban on these puns, especially the rabbit puns. They are not bunny. JK ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Edit: Yeah that was a little corny. :oops2:
Last edited by The Jonster on Thu Dec 13, 2018 11:26 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Condition: Blue
Steo wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:26 pm
^ reminds me of someone who can take a lot of criticism and still refuses to get angry with me. ^ is really friendly with others and < is actually impressed at this stage :)
R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:29 pm
Aaron wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:58 am
Oh yeah and happy birthday to Jonster :teuf:
Well, today isn't technically Jonster's birthday. You are wishing his Ting account a "Happy Birthday". :oops2:

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Re: General Puns

Post by Steo » Wed Dec 12, 2018 9:07 am

I heard a sheep singing Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is Ewe.
Happy St. Patrick's day! ☘️
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Re: General Puns

Post by The Jonster » Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:05 am

Whenever I like to watch golf I usually putt my foot on the table, have some club sand wedges and relax with a glass of tee.
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Steo wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:26 pm
^ reminds me of someone who can take a lot of criticism and still refuses to get angry with me. ^ is really friendly with others and < is actually impressed at this stage :)
R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:29 pm
Aaron wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:58 am
Oh yeah and happy birthday to Jonster :teuf:
Well, today isn't technically Jonster's birthday. You are wishing his Ting account a "Happy Birthday". :oops2:

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Re: General Puns

Post by Steo » Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:15 am

:lol:

My psychic brother came in and seen us playing cards. He said "what are you playing" and I was like "UNO".
Happy St. Patrick's day! ☘️
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Re: General Puns

Post by R4Y_ANC3L » Mon Dec 31, 2018 3:39 am

The guy that I saw at the IPhone Store. He is a phoney!
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Re: General Puns

Post by Steo » Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:27 pm

There's this goalkeeper that always has a blank page with him, he likes to keep a clean sheet.
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Re: General Puns

Post by The Jonster » Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:58 am

:lol:

I was in church and I accidentally ripped a tapestry while I was hanging it up. I felt holey.
Condition: Blue
Steo wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:26 pm
^ reminds me of someone who can take a lot of criticism and still refuses to get angry with me. ^ is really friendly with others and < is actually impressed at this stage :)
R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:29 pm
Aaron wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:58 am
Oh yeah and happy birthday to Jonster :teuf:
Well, today isn't technically Jonster's birthday. You are wishing his Ting account a "Happy Birthday". :oops2:

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Re: General Puns

Post by Steo » Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:09 pm

Engineers like heavy metal.
Happy St. Patrick's day! ☘️
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Re: General Puns

Post by The Jonster » Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:48 pm

Apple, quit giving me such phone-y prices and give me something that's tablet-worthy.

Sorry if that made no sense. :lol:
Condition: Blue
Steo wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:26 pm
^ reminds me of someone who can take a lot of criticism and still refuses to get angry with me. ^ is really friendly with others and < is actually impressed at this stage :)
R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:29 pm
Aaron wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:58 am
Oh yeah and happy birthday to Jonster :teuf:
Well, today isn't technically Jonster's birthday. You are wishing his Ting account a "Happy Birthday". :oops2:

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Re: General Puns

Post by Steo » Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:54 pm

In a Galaxy far far away, is an AMOLED screen, PCB and everything else that makes the phone work. :lol:

That's terrible, but I couldn't think of anything else. :P
Happy St. Patrick's day! ☘️
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Rayman 3 scores:

FC: 36178 CF: 103059 BOM: 81495 LOTLD: 120486 DOTK: 106819 LS: 37470 SBTC: 86068 HH: 95088 TOTL: 100563 TOTAL: 767226

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Re: General Puns

Post by Aaron » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:54 am

I just made this up.

"What does Silver say to Sonic on Winter?"

"It's snow use!" :lol: :lol:
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Re: General Puns

Post by The Jonster » Sun Feb 10, 2019 4:36 pm

That makes me think of Sonic 06 for some reason. :lol: :lol:

I bet Sonic would say something like "You're too snow!" in the winter too.

:lol:
Condition: Blue
Steo wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:26 pm
^ reminds me of someone who can take a lot of criticism and still refuses to get angry with me. ^ is really friendly with others and < is actually impressed at this stage :)
R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:29 pm
Aaron wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:58 am
Oh yeah and happy birthday to Jonster :teuf:
Well, today isn't technically Jonster's birthday. You are wishing his Ting account a "Happy Birthday". :oops2:

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Re: General Puns

Post by Steo » Sun Feb 10, 2019 5:01 pm

Not sure weather I'm right or wrong, but there's snow reason for that. :mrgreen:
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FC: 36178 CF: 103059 BOM: 81495 LOTLD: 120486 DOTK: 106819 LS: 37470 SBTC: 86068 HH: 95088 TOTL: 100563 TOTAL: 767226

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Re: General Puns

Post by The Jonster » Sun Feb 10, 2019 5:13 pm

I've been having trouble going to sleet lately, maybe I should have a ice cup of tea along with the melatonin I take every night before bed.
Condition: Blue
Steo wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:26 pm
^ reminds me of someone who can take a lot of criticism and still refuses to get angry with me. ^ is really friendly with others and < is actually impressed at this stage :)
R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:29 pm
Aaron wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:58 am
Oh yeah and happy birthday to Jonster :teuf:
Well, today isn't technically Jonster's birthday. You are wishing his Ting account a "Happy Birthday". :oops2:

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Re: General Puns

Post by Aaron » Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:14 pm

The Jonster wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 4:36 pm
That makes me think of Sonic 06 for some reason. :lol: :lol:

I bet Sonic would say something like "You're too snow!" in the winter too.

:lol:
Because that's what was intended. It was a Sonic 06 reference.

Haha, "you're too snow" is a good one too :lol:

This food seems kinda fishy to me.
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Re: General Puns

Post by Steo » Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:11 pm

This pun makes so much cents that it could be a dollar.
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Re: General Puns

Post by Aaron » Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:04 pm

Alright, so I've just made this up while I was playing Origins.

So you know how in the game, in Moody Clouds there are parts of the levels that have clouds that burst out in the form of lightning? Those parts are actually quite shocking, you could say.
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Re: General Puns

Post by The Jonster » Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:42 pm

Aaron wrote:
Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:04 pm
Alright, so I've just made this up while I was playing Origins.

So you know how in the game, in Moody Clouds there are parts of the levels that have clouds that burst out in the form of lightning? Those parts are actually quite shocking, you could say.
Watt's up, Aaron? :D

Sorry, I just couldn't put up resistance in saying that. If only my sister at ohm would laugh when I joke around. Maybe if I amp up the funny? :lol:
Condition: Blue
Steo wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:26 pm
^ reminds me of someone who can take a lot of criticism and still refuses to get angry with me. ^ is really friendly with others and < is actually impressed at this stage :)
R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:29 pm
Aaron wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:58 am
Oh yeah and happy birthday to Jonster :teuf:
Well, today isn't technically Jonster's birthday. You are wishing his Ting account a "Happy Birthday". :oops2:

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