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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Steo » Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:58 pm

Why did the golfer have a bad short game and bad recovery shots?

Because he brought a sandwich :mrgreen:
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by The Jonster » Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:03 pm

:lol: :lol:

Why do people wear Shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Because normal rocks are too heavy.
:lol:
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R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
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The Jonster wrote:Much of the community's members are my friends. And my friends' opinions about me as a person do matter to me because they can help me become a better person, whether good or bad. :hap:
^ Reminds me of a genuinely friendly guy and no matter what gets thrown his way he's never mean to anyone, and that's a really good trait to have :)
< thinks ^^ actually has what it takes to be a decent poster for RPC. :wink:

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by PluMGMK » Sun Jul 15, 2018 9:18 pm

Reminds me of the Phoenix's take on Enda Kenny presenting a bowl of shamrock to Donald Trump on the latter's first Saint Patrick's Day in office. "Sham rock? Fake rock? How am I supposed to build my yuuuge, beautiful wall with fake rock? You're fired! So sad…"

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by The Jonster » Mon Jul 16, 2018 2:36 am

Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?

It was icing on the cake.

:lol:
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R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
Steo wrote:
The Jonster wrote:Much of the community's members are my friends. And my friends' opinions about me as a person do matter to me because they can help me become a better person, whether good or bad. :hap:
^ Reminds me of a genuinely friendly guy and no matter what gets thrown his way he's never mean to anyone, and that's a really good trait to have :)
< thinks ^^ actually has what it takes to be a decent poster for RPC. :wink:

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Steo » Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:50 pm

I'm trying to get into university and they just sent me this via email:

8==D

Is this some sort of equation, a test to get in?

:mrgreen:
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by The Jonster » Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:58 pm

It was so hot in Beverly Hills, 
people were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.

Yeah.....that was bad :lol:
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R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
Steo wrote:
The Jonster wrote:Much of the community's members are my friends. And my friends' opinions about me as a person do matter to me because they can help me become a better person, whether good or bad. :hap:
^ Reminds me of a genuinely friendly guy and no matter what gets thrown his way he's never mean to anyone, and that's a really good trait to have :)
< thinks ^^ actually has what it takes to be a decent poster for RPC. :wink:

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Steo » Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:57 pm

Im not sure non Irish people will get this because of the way we talk but...

Jamaica sandwich and Jamaica cuppa tea?

:mrgreen:
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by The Jonster » Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:30 pm

Don't worry some people won't get a lot of the jokes I make! :mrgreen: :oops2:
Like this one...

Why is an island like the letter T?
Because they're both in the middle of the water!
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R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
Steo wrote:
The Jonster wrote:Much of the community's members are my friends. And my friends' opinions about me as a person do matter to me because they can help me become a better person, whether good or bad. :hap:
^ Reminds me of a genuinely friendly guy and no matter what gets thrown his way he's never mean to anyone, and that's a really good trait to have :)
< thinks ^^ actually has what it takes to be a decent poster for RPC. :wink:

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Steo » Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:43 pm

Ah clever :lol:

Why wouldn't Jonster bet when I said he couldn't reach the top shelf in the fridge?

The steaks were too high :mrgreen:
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I'm so great, that Tony the tiger is advertising about my family when he says "They're Great!" :proud:

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by The Jonster » Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:47 pm

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.
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R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
Steo wrote:
The Jonster wrote:Much of the community's members are my friends. And my friends' opinions about me as a person do matter to me because they can help me become a better person, whether good or bad. :hap:
^ Reminds me of a genuinely friendly guy and no matter what gets thrown his way he's never mean to anyone, and that's a really good trait to have :)
< thinks ^^ actually has what it takes to be a decent poster for RPC. :wink:

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Aaron » Tue Jul 24, 2018 8:02 am

Optimist: The glass is half full.

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Mother: Why didn’t you use a coaster!
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by The Jonster » Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:21 pm

Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano.
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R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
Steo wrote:
The Jonster wrote:Much of the community's members are my friends. And my friends' opinions about me as a person do matter to me because they can help me become a better person, whether good or bad. :hap:
^ Reminds me of a genuinely friendly guy and no matter what gets thrown his way he's never mean to anyone, and that's a really good trait to have :)
< thinks ^^ actually has what it takes to be a decent poster for RPC. :wink:

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by PluMGMK » Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:01 pm

What makes RPC more a human orchard than a community?

All the leavers.

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Harpic fraîcheur » Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:42 am

Nice one Plum!

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by The Jonster » Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:50 am

YOuhouhouh! You stink!
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R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
Steo wrote:
The Jonster wrote:Much of the community's members are my friends. And my friends' opinions about me as a person do matter to me because they can help me become a better person, whether good or bad. :hap:
^ Reminds me of a genuinely friendly guy and no matter what gets thrown his way he's never mean to anyone, and that's a really good trait to have :)
< thinks ^^ actually has what it takes to be a decent poster for RPC. :wink:

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by CoffeeNeko » Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:57 am

This is a very funny pun and you're laughing your asses.

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Steo » Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:48 am

Knock knock
Who's there?
Eileen
Eileen who?
Eileen'd against your wet paint
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by The Jonster » Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:56 am

:lol:

Lol I forgot about this topic hehe

Why should you stand in the corner if it gets cold?
It's always 90 degrees.
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R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
Steo wrote:
The Jonster wrote:Much of the community's members are my friends. And my friends' opinions about me as a person do matter to me because they can help me become a better person, whether good or bad. :hap:
^ Reminds me of a genuinely friendly guy and no matter what gets thrown his way he's never mean to anyone, and that's a really good trait to have :)
< thinks ^^ actually has what it takes to be a decent poster for RPC. :wink:

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Steo » Tue Sep 04, 2018 8:05 am

I lost so much weight, that I no longer wait for the bus :lol:
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I'm so great, that Tony the tiger is advertising about my family when he says "They're Great!" :proud:

My Rayman 3 score on Xbox (WIP):
FC: 36178 CF: 103059 BOM: 81495 LOTLD: 120486 DOTK: 106819 LS: 37470 SBTC: 86068 HH: 95088 TOTL: 100563 TOTAL: 767226

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by R4Y_ANC3L » Tue Sep 04, 2018 10:52 am

The tree went to the count But didn't get the help that it wanted because it went to the wrong "branch".
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