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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Steo » Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:58 pm

Why did the golfer have a bad short game and bad recovery shots?

Because he brought a sandwich :mrgreen:
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by The Jonster » Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:03 pm

:lol: :lol:

Why do people wear Shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Because normal rocks are too heavy.
:lol:
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Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:26 pm
^ reminds me of someone who can take a lot of criticism and still refuses to get angry with me. ^ is really friendly with others and < is actually impressed at this stage :)
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Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:29 pm
Aaron wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:58 am
Oh yeah and happy birthday to Jonster :teuf:
Well, today isn't technically Jonster's birthday. You are wishing his Ting account a "Happy Birthday". :oops2:

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by PluMGMK » Sun Jul 15, 2018 9:18 pm

Reminds me of the Phoenix's take on Enda Kenny presenting a bowl of shamrock to Donald Trump on the latter's first Saint Patrick's Day in office. "Sham rock? Fake rock? How am I supposed to build my yuuuge, beautiful wall with fake rock? You're fired! So sad…"

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by The Jonster » Mon Jul 16, 2018 2:36 am

Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?

It was icing on the cake.

:lol:
Everything that I've learned in my time here, all the criticism, the obstacles I've faced in my life, I'll use them to improve myself and be a better person.
Steo wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:26 pm
^ reminds me of someone who can take a lot of criticism and still refuses to get angry with me. ^ is really friendly with others and < is actually impressed at this stage :)
R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:29 pm
Aaron wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:58 am
Oh yeah and happy birthday to Jonster :teuf:
Well, today isn't technically Jonster's birthday. You are wishing his Ting account a "Happy Birthday". :oops2:

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Steo » Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:50 pm

I'm trying to get into university and they just sent me this via email:

8==D

Is this some sort of equation, a test to get in?

:mrgreen:
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by The Jonster » Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:58 pm

It was so hot in Beverly Hills, 
people were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.

Yeah.....that was bad :lol:
Everything that I've learned in my time here, all the criticism, the obstacles I've faced in my life, I'll use them to improve myself and be a better person.
Steo wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:26 pm
^ reminds me of someone who can take a lot of criticism and still refuses to get angry with me. ^ is really friendly with others and < is actually impressed at this stage :)
R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:29 pm
Aaron wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:58 am
Oh yeah and happy birthday to Jonster :teuf:
Well, today isn't technically Jonster's birthday. You are wishing his Ting account a "Happy Birthday". :oops2:

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Steo » Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:57 pm

Im not sure non Irish people will get this because of the way we talk but...

Jamaica sandwich and Jamaica cuppa tea?

:mrgreen:
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by The Jonster » Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:30 pm

Don't worry some people won't get a lot of the jokes I make! :mrgreen: :oops2:
Like this one...

Why is an island like the letter T?
Because they're both in the middle of the water!
Everything that I've learned in my time here, all the criticism, the obstacles I've faced in my life, I'll use them to improve myself and be a better person.
Steo wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:26 pm
^ reminds me of someone who can take a lot of criticism and still refuses to get angry with me. ^ is really friendly with others and < is actually impressed at this stage :)
R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:29 pm
Aaron wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:58 am
Oh yeah and happy birthday to Jonster :teuf:
Well, today isn't technically Jonster's birthday. You are wishing his Ting account a "Happy Birthday". :oops2:

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Steo » Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:43 pm

Ah clever :lol:

Why wouldn't Jonster bet when I said he couldn't reach the top shelf in the fridge?

The steaks were too high :mrgreen:
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by The Jonster » Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:47 pm

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.
Everything that I've learned in my time here, all the criticism, the obstacles I've faced in my life, I'll use them to improve myself and be a better person.
Steo wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:26 pm
^ reminds me of someone who can take a lot of criticism and still refuses to get angry with me. ^ is really friendly with others and < is actually impressed at this stage :)
R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:29 pm
Aaron wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:58 am
Oh yeah and happy birthday to Jonster :teuf:
Well, today isn't technically Jonster's birthday. You are wishing his Ting account a "Happy Birthday". :oops2:

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Aaron » Tue Jul 24, 2018 8:02 am

Optimist: The glass is half full.

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Mother: Why didn’t you use a coaster!
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by The Jonster » Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:21 pm

Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano.
Everything that I've learned in my time here, all the criticism, the obstacles I've faced in my life, I'll use them to improve myself and be a better person.
Steo wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:26 pm
^ reminds me of someone who can take a lot of criticism and still refuses to get angry with me. ^ is really friendly with others and < is actually impressed at this stage :)
R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:29 pm
Aaron wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:58 am
Oh yeah and happy birthday to Jonster :teuf:
Well, today isn't technically Jonster's birthday. You are wishing his Ting account a "Happy Birthday". :oops2:

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by PluMGMK » Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:01 pm

What makes RPC more a human orchard than a community?

All the leavers.

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Harpic fraîcheur » Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:42 am

Nice one Plum!

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by The Jonster » Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:50 am

YOuhouhouh! You stink!
Everything that I've learned in my time here, all the criticism, the obstacles I've faced in my life, I'll use them to improve myself and be a better person.
Steo wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:26 pm
^ reminds me of someone who can take a lot of criticism and still refuses to get angry with me. ^ is really friendly with others and < is actually impressed at this stage :)
R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:29 pm
Aaron wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:58 am
Oh yeah and happy birthday to Jonster :teuf:
Well, today isn't technically Jonster's birthday. You are wishing his Ting account a "Happy Birthday". :oops2:

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by CoffeeNeko » Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:57 am

This is a very funny pun and you're laughing your asses.
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Steo » Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:48 am

Knock knock
Who's there?
Eileen
Eileen who?
Eileen'd against your wet paint
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by The Jonster » Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:56 am

:lol:

Lol I forgot about this topic hehe

Why should you stand in the corner if it gets cold?
It's always 90 degrees.
Everything that I've learned in my time here, all the criticism, the obstacles I've faced in my life, I'll use them to improve myself and be a better person.
Steo wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:26 pm
^ reminds me of someone who can take a lot of criticism and still refuses to get angry with me. ^ is really friendly with others and < is actually impressed at this stage :)
R4Y_ANC3L wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:29 pm
Aaron wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:58 am
Oh yeah and happy birthday to Jonster :teuf:
Well, today isn't technically Jonster's birthday. You are wishing his Ting account a "Happy Birthday". :oops2:

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Steo » Tue Sep 04, 2018 8:05 am

I lost so much weight, that I no longer wait for the bus :lol:
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by R4Y_ANC3L » Tue Sep 04, 2018 10:52 am

The tree went to the count But didn't get the help that it wanted because it went to the wrong "branch".
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