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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Steo » Tue Sep 04, 2018 6:49 pm

I tend to lose my patience a lot, I'd be a terrible doctor.
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by R4Y_ANC3L » Wed Sep 05, 2018 1:15 am

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by The Jonster » Wed Sep 05, 2018 3:07 am

What do you call sad coffee?
Despresso.
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by R4Y_ANC3L » Sat Sep 08, 2018 1:15 pm

What do you call a Bent iPhone 6 plus?


A dead wringer
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Steo » Sat Sep 08, 2018 4:25 pm

What do you say to someone that uses a Nokia Lumia these days?

I'll Nokia out for using that thing :lol:
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by R4Y_ANC3L » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:42 pm

How can you prove that Santa Claus approves of prostitutes?

He says: "HO HO HO".
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by The Jonster » Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:35 pm

Why are iPhones not called Apple Juice?!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

......yeah that was the joke. Sorry if it was bad. :mrgreen:
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^ reminds me of mixing up directions and breaking the forum. :lol:

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Steo » Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:44 pm

The Jonster wrote:Why are iPhones not called Apple Juice?!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

......yeah that was the joke. Sorry if it was bad. :mrgreen:
You mean iPhone chargers anyway, you said it wrong :lol:
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by The Jonster » Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:55 pm

Steo wrote:
The Jonster wrote:Why are iPhones not called Apple Juice?!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

......yeah that was the joke. Sorry if it was bad. :mrgreen:
You mean iPhone chargers anyway, you said it wrong :lol:
Darn it, I got busted! :lol:
But yeah, I forgot to say chargers. :P
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Steo » Fri Sep 28, 2018 12:52 am

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Steo » Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:07 pm

I want to bring this thread back since it's been a while, so I'll just try a silly joke I made op off the top of my head:

My game had just finished, then some guy approached me...

Guy: You didn't even get one cheer.
Me: I don't need a chair, I have some at home.
Guy: No! I mean you have no fans.
Me: I do, I have a ceiling fan in my bedroom.
Guy: That's not what I mean, I meant like you have got no support!
Me: I have! I sleep on an upper floor and the floor seems to support my weight and has done so for years.
Guy: FOR FUCK SAKE! NOBODY LIKES YOU!!!
Me: Who's Hugh?

For some reason after that, the guy ran off screaming pulling his hair out. :lol:
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by The Jonster » Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:20 pm

:lol:

We'll, we'll, we'll....if it isn't autocorrect.

:lol: :lol:
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^ reminds me of mixing up directions and breaking the forum. :lol:

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Steo » Sun Dec 23, 2018 8:09 pm

My 7700k now only has 7 threads as opposed to 8, turns out Ray and Hunch killed one. :mrgreen:
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Fifo » Sun Dec 23, 2018 8:46 pm

Steo wrote:
Sun Dec 23, 2018 8:09 pm
My 7700k now only has 7 threads as opposed to 8, turns out Ray and Hunch killed one. :mrgreen:
LMAO that’s a good one!

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Steo » Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:45 am

I hate autocorrect, it's so stupid and I would never use it! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go play some Rahman Oranges.
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by The Jonster » Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:08 pm

What do you call a cross between a clown and a goat?

A silly billy!
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^ reminds me of mixing up directions and breaking the forum. :lol:

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Aaron » Tue Apr 02, 2019 2:40 pm

Bump.

What do you call a broken game?

A game that's boggy :lol:
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by R4Y_ANC3L » Tue Apr 02, 2019 2:43 pm

What word in the alphabet rhymes with the letter U?


[you]
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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Fifo » Tue Apr 02, 2019 2:45 pm

Why are alumin(i)um cans being made?

Because they’re smaller and can be crushed.

Get it? :lol:

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Re: Jokes topic

Post by Steo » Fri May 03, 2019 6:02 am

How come the ancient computer that's been in our family for decades is no longer ours?

Because it was over 48 ours ago.
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