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Re: Shoe Size

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Okay, I'll explain. We were all in our dorm in L5th (year 10) and I went downstairs because I wondered what the noise was about, in the first corridor, was the fat guy trying to fight off one of the U5ths completely naked. I decided to leave. That's all I know.
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And you kept staring at it to examine its size compared to the guy's feet??
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Bit suspicious.
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Re: Shoe Size

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No, when you see a naked guy, it's hard not to notice when his dick is hardly existent. And I only know about his shoe size because he recently bought some humongous basketball shoes
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You didn't tell us that when you said you'd seen your friend's dick! :mefiant:
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Let's put it this way: I wouldn't have mentioned that I knew he had a small dick if it wasn't a harmless reason
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Re: Shoe Size

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Just admit you're gay for goodness sake.
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Re: Shoe Size

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Trust me I have nothing against gays (unless they're in your face about it) and if I was gay, why would I have a problem admitting it to an internet forum
I'm 100% straight
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Re: Shoe Size

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You're digging yourself into a bigger hole!
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How? (btw I know this is all a joke if you think i'm taking it seriously)
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Re: Shoe Size

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You are taking this whole thing suspiciously seriously.
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Hahaha, I'm not actually
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Re: Shoe Size

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Oh really? :P
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MrBadGuy99 wrote:No, when you see a naked guy, it's hard not to notice when his dick is hardly existent.
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Re: Shoe Size

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Xenon wrote:Oh really? :P
You mean O'RLY?
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Re: Shoe Size

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I don't want to talk about this issue in my topic.
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Re: Shoe Size

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Sorry.
My shoes are size 11
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Re: Shoe Size

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How tall are you again?
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Just over 6 foot I think, haven't checked in a while
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Re: Shoe Size

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Oh okay, that figures then!
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