Of course, this isn't a definitive list of everything that pisses me off. There are certain things that are fairly universal such as money scrounging or lying politicians, so I'll just list the oddball things in society that I personally detest and give brief explanations for each. You might agree with them, and you might disagree with them. You might even appear in them (in which case we have a problem
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- People seeking compliments on social networking sites
You see this kind of behaviour all the time on Facebook. It is usually associated with girls or women who upload a picture to their profiles, and then write a caption or comment underneath reading "I look so awful in this!
". Well why the bloody hell did you upload the picture in the first place then, bitch? It seems to me that people like this only behave this way for one reason: to seek praise and admiration from their friends because they are so self-obsessed that they require such feedback to fuel their egotistical facade. So yes, you do look awful! - Elderly folk who insist that the world must cater for them
This really pisses me off. Without trying to stereotype, it seems to me that a large proportion of elderly people genuinely believe the public services in this country are designed preliminarily for them, and that everyone else receives such services as a bonus. A lot of these people tend to believe they always deserve precedence just because of their age and vulnerability. - People who modify their cars
Yes I'm talking about those college students who soof up their Corsas or Saxos to make them resemble kit cars. In actual fact, nothing looks more stupid than a Corsa or a Saxo modified in this way. And what on earth is the point in spending hundreds or thousands of pounds on such modifications, when overall it would be much more cost-effective to actually buy a newer, faster, more powerful and more reliable car altogether? - Katy Price
This woman really pisses me off, and she's not the only one: so many celebrities feel compelled to share their own experiences with the entire nation. Unfortunately, there are people out there who take a genuine interest in this trivia. - People who often say "think of the starving African children"
Don't get me wrong here, I detest the world's economic disparity at the moment and have utmost sympathy for those poor African children. My family regularly donate to charitable organisations that specialise in this kind of problem. However, people who contextualise this with saying "I haven't eaten for eight hours" or "I'm grossly in debt at the moment" boil my blood, hopefully for obvious reasons. - Tight clothes on fat people
I don't want to offend anyone here, but can someone please explain to these people that certain types of clothing are simply not designed for them? Hot slut clothing (such as mini-skirts, thongs, cropped tops etc.) on fat girls is something no man should ever be forced to see. - Girls who inherently think guys fancy them
I'm talking about girls who don't want to talk to any guys because they believe the guy is trying to be flirtatious. A few weeks ago I undertook a training course at a local coffee bar, and one of my 'colleagues' there refused to adequately respond to my small-talk. I would have normally dismissed this as unfriendly nature but I saw her talking to other workers. I just avoided communication for the rest of the afternoon.















