The Pirate-Community Documentary

[Xenon]

That's good indeed, but I asked exactly - you have precisely 500,000?

[Matyuv]

Who cares about precision at such a low level of play? It only matters for MandM and other top players, cos they keep trying the same combo a thousand times to get 10 more points

[Xenon]

It matters to be, as I have no update my spreadsheet.

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[Hunchman801]

So, what's your favourite PIrate-Community documentary?

I think April 2005 was quite insane:

April 2005

>Providentia and ray_2004 join the Jlfksjlfl (again for the latter) on the 13th.
>Angel and Ogre manage to log in as The Knocker and use his super moderator powers to double everyone's tings. Then, Angel gives all of TK's tings to herself, which is registered in the Global Transactions and later used as evidence against her, causing a small flame war between TK and herself. Majority of members seem to take Angel's side.
>Super Moderator The Knocker leaves.
>Jona discovers a glitch on the Pirate Community; the members' join date on their accounts pages is Thu Jan 01, 1970 1:00 am no matter when they actually joined. This glitch was soon fixed by Hunchman.
>Jona is made an English Moderator.
>Matyuv starts the legendary Race to Hunch, which consists in collecting Tings to beat Hunch.

[Matyuv]

Yeah, I miss 2005.

[PluMGMK]

Looks good!
This thing been updated since I left?

[Hunchman801]

You wish you could still pull off a RACE 2 HUMCH.

[Matyuv]

If Romano didn't take all my tings at some point, I'd have more than you right now tbh.

[Hunchman801]

If Romano didn't take all my tings at some point, I'd have more than you right now tbh.

Sorry, the government of PC had a huge public debt back then so we had to rise taxes. On you.

[PluMGMK]

Just one guy? So unfair.

[Hunchman801]

Just one guy? So unfair.

All the stinky hippies from Occupy pr0oO group pressed us to tax the 1% and since we couldn't bear the smell anymore we had to comply.

[PluMGMK]

There was pr0oO back then? Or Occupy for that matter?

[Hunchman801]

There was pr0oO back then? Or Occupy for that matter?

They might have travelled back in time. Some of that pot they smoke is quite hard on your brain.

[Matyuv]

If Romano didn't take all my tings at some point, I'd have more than you right now tbh.

Sorry, the government of PC had a huge public debt back then so we had to rise taxes. On you.

I'll be suing then, my lawyers are on their way.

[Xenon]

I think ting taxation is a marvellous idea

[Hunchman801]

I think ting taxation is a marvellous idea

I know you're living on dog food now Xen but please don't be such a hippy.

[Serza5]

So we're now taxing tings now?

[Hunchman801]

So we're now taxing tings now?

Only because stinky hippies are forcing us to.

[Xenon]

People should work for their Tings, and those who don't should receive minimal amounts from the Bank of Ting

[Hunchman801]

Those who don't should get their asses in gear, there's plenty of jobs available here.