Minecraft is the fucking worst game now it's a bullshitters game now, it's got pixelated graphics which pissed me off on my 1080p PC
Don't play this god damn stupid game it was like great in like 2012-2016 now it's a shitty ass game now even though the graphics were always pixelated, it's got stupid weapons, it doesn't have cool weapons, roblox has way better graphics, better weapons (like the rocket launcher), the sword in roblox is more stronger and you can lunge. And making a multiplayer game in roblox is free! While in Minecraft you have to pay like $700 a month. Roblox is free while Minecraft isn't, (except for robux but you don't have to buy it), I wasted $26.00 on Minecraft, what a ripoff game. Shit game for assholes
It's the fucking worst game I'm going to change my Sig to Minecraft fucking sucks play Rayman or roblox instead, even my friend keeps phone calling me and asking: Let's play minecraft it's the best game ever! Then I say no and we start a damn consversation about Minecraft sucks. And so what happened was I quit Minecraft and went back to roblox (I have been playing roblox since 2006) then my 2006 account was banned and had to make a new one now everyone thinks I joined in 2017. DONT PLAY MINECRAFT vote in the poll for more
If you want to find the reason why PvZ 2 actually sucks, skip this dumb history section of how EA took over PopCap and made it a shit company.
After it's successful prequel, EA came in 2011 to buy PopCap for lots of money to make PopCap rich since PopCap is a small company. EA then helped the creator George Fan port the game to the PS Vita and other platforms. George Fan's game was even more successful.
Until 2012, EA then asked George Fan, "Since you have a game that's very successful, we should make a sequel, free and make it iOS exclusive!". George Fan had said "I think that's kinda a bad idea...". "YOU'RE FIRED!" George Fan had then gotten fired and was layed off from working on PvZ 2 with EA and PopCap. Plants vs. Zombies 2 got announced afterwards. The George Fan fired thing still gets bought up today especially because it was on news websites at the end of last year.
A year later, PvZ 2 got released on July 9th 2013 only in Australia and New Zealand and it would get a worldwide release in August. It also was going to be an iOS exclusive for now and would get a release for Android, consoles, PC and other platforms. Since I didn't want to wait, I made an Apple ID for the Australian App Store. I was getting excited that I finally got the sequel. I booted it up and went to play. It was actually quite good but the storyline was just about a "taco" seriously? A "taco". Then after getting through most of the game, I didn't seem to get the Snow Pea after beating Ancient Egypt. This was weird, I got to the Pirate Seas, and still I didn't get the Snow Pea or any of the plants with a lock on it in the alamanc or the choose seeds screen. I went to the alamanc to see how to unlock the plants, thinking it was paid with coins. No it wasn't, another pay to win game just like all others in the App Store, of course. If it was released on other platforms, it should be a premium game instead of a "freemium" game, where you get all plants when you buy the game. I got through all the levels. It then showed Dr. Zomboss from the first game. Giving me a clue that this was the last world. There was really nothing else to do rather then buy premium plants and go in endless zones. Seriously EA, why did you make the Imitator a premium plant? Even the Squash, Jalepeno and all the other classic plants? Especially Snow Pea, that would be so good since it's cheap and not like the Winter Melon which is 500 sun. I decided to be patient and wait...
It was nearly the end of the year, still no next world! However it got announced that the last world would be a futuristic world. They added in new things like piñata parties in a recent update where zombies from all eras attack you in modern day. That was good. I waited another month.
It was now December and the game got a "special" update. The maps and everything were changed, no more keys, stars, a new speed button and now zombies have a much faster spawn rate. This is just fucken dumb how they fuck up the game like this and make zombies come in faster to make it harder. However in this update, they added in gargantuars which were from the first game. Much harder to kill, and are F A S T A S F U C K B O I. The Ancient Egypt one was hard since you had weak plants and of course no cherry bomb in the level. They also had removed all the conveyor belt levels at the end of each world. Well, still no new world. Some info about this new world was now leaked, it's called Far Future, zombies were leaked as well. A month later, Dr. Zomboss got added into the previous worlds. This was weird how it got added so late. I was thinking after these bosses Far Future would be out. Hoping no more pay to win stuff.
In the next update I was excited about the new update, Far Future! The final- oh wait there's another world maybe that might be the last. I think there are no premium plants in this update oh wait... THEY MADE STARFRUIT PREMIUM SERIOUSLY? Why a plant from PvZ 1, why. I don't care about the new plants being premium but why PvZ 1? The world was pretty good, strong plants this is what I wanted.
After beating Far Future, the next world was leaked being called Dark Ages. After it was released, it seemed much harder then the previous worlds. Introducing the jester zombie. This zombie was hard as fuck but using Fume-Shroom would weaken it though. It was actually quite easy to be honest just use fume shroom. They added another premium plant another from PvZ 1, HYPNO-SHROOM? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EA. Now that part 2 of Dark Ages is out, the premium plant is finally not one from the first game. It's creative and actually quite good. Part 2 is kinda hard though especially the wizard zombie which is way too overpowered.
A few updates later, a new world called Big Wave Beach came out, there was a premium plant that actually costed gems, called the Ghost Pepper! It was really OP. Probably one of the best plants in the game. Part 1 was quite simple to be honest looking back to it, but some of the levels were hard as fuck. I didn't expect it to be this hard. Part 2 was horrible though. It was even harder with those fisherman zombies, they had a weakness which was infi-nut with plant food. There was this hard as fuck zombie called the Octo zombie. It was so OP and hard, probably worst then seeing lots of premium plants in the store. It would throw octopus at plants similar to the wizard zombie and make the plant unusable. Ghost pepper worked okay on it but geez it had tons of health. The octopus even had double the health of a regular zombie. Even if you kill the Octo-Zombie the octopus on plants don't even go away it stays there forever until you kill it. This is why all PvZ players call this world "Big Wave Bitch". There was another good plant called the Homing Thistle which costed gems for a limited time but then became paid, I heard it was really good and I bought it before it was too late. This world is almost impossible without wasting money on power ups, another way of EA making things pay to win. I hate this world so much, even more then shit games like Fortnite.
More updates later new worlds like Frostbite Caves and The Lost City came, the levels were balanced and not so difficult. A cool down after Big Wave Bitch.
Nothing much after Big Wave Bitch, new strong gem plants also came including the Hurrikale and Lava Guava.
Now this is when I almost quit the game. Neon Mixtape Tour. This world was even harder then Big Wave Bitch. That the gargantuar was hard as fuck. It had a shockwave which attacked from distances destroying my defenses, primal wall-but works but you get that plant later. The Zomboss battle was even worse since there were speakers that would destroy your plants. It was the worst world.
After beating that god damn world it was announced that a new world called Mesozoic Marsh would come out which got renamed to Jurassic Marsh later on. After this world, I thought it was never ending, I didn't want to go through all this shit for a taco. You couldn't even see the weaknesses of zombies, Crazy Dave was right at the start of the game how he said it was useless.
Now that it was 2018 and I still haven't completed it I decided to return to the game. They added a lot including a new multiplayer mode called "Battlez" and plant level ups. I went to play Jurassic Marsh and it was really difficult so much worse then Neon Bitchtape Tour. Don't even get me started with those fucken dinosaurs. I went to buy the Snow Pea and the Torchwood which helped me throughout these hard levels. I finally had gotten to Modern Day and gotten that dumb taco. It wasn't even a good ending no credits but there were credits in options. Until I realised, new levels? I had to go back to Ancient Egypt to do these new expansion levels which were so much harder then Big Wave Bitch and Neon Bitchtape Tour.
However the good thing is, some of the premium plants were gems now which was good I bought some of the plants which helped me even more in new levels. Bad things in these new updates is that they removed Mummy Memory from Ancient Egypt being replaced with normal levels, Demonstration Minigame music and Ultimate Battle music removed and of course gem drops. EA is also planning to remove coin drops, gem rewards from Epic Quests and coin rewards. FUCK YOU EA you ruined such a great franchise and now you have ruined PopCap as well. I'm suprised anyone read all of this. Well this is why EA is the worst company in America. Fuck PvZ 2 with its shitty pay to win plants and high difficulty. I managed to get through almost all the new levels except the ones in Modern Day which I will try to complete once in for all. FUCK EA
