Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because if there were more bananas than cops, reality would make a kind of space-time rupture where the alternative universes would merge with ours creating a definitive Universe where the Fictitious, the Paranormal and the Real would have a connection between them, which it would take us to live with ghosts, demons, Anime girls, Mechas , ancient Gods among other things, causing the total destruction of what exists in only 5 minutes from this primordial event.

That would be a dream come true, actually.


Because then your heart will grow a wig.

Does "Radioactive" mean that we should stay active near radios?

[Aaron]

Yes, but for those that are not active, they will make the universe and the solar system to implode.

Is a "decibel" called a decibel because we measure it in decimeters?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

It probably is if you use a scale while hearing unsafe sounds.

Why can't computer keyboards be actual boardgames?

[Aaron]

Because the keyboard is not a chess board.

Why did the sheep steal the cheese?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

To get a better dairy product rather than goat cheese.

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

Yes, it's always written "fucker" on my sigs.

Why are you even born ?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because sexual intercourse is actually karma unless you are created abstractly.

Why is there no "w" in "one", but there is a "w" in "two" and we don't use it?

[Aaron]

Because w had a breakup with one and is silent in two because he hates the number two.

Can you say "Good Knight" to people without people actually realizing what you did?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Yes, unless their heads are stuck inside helmets.

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

[Aaron]

Because the watch can't count.

Is GLaDOS called GLaDOS because she's a "GLad" OS? *ba dum tss*

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Only if she is happy about her job in a Computer-aided Enrichment Center.

Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?

[Aaron]

Because your brain is confused in telling when day and night is, so it swaps them.

Why can't I think of any stupid questions right now?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because stupid questions are outlaws in the brain cells.

How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?

[Aaron]

You light up your lamp.

Sorry, I don't have the time to write more stupid questions right now.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Sorry, I don't have the time to write more stupid questions right now.

That's alright. I'll take it from here.

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

[PluMGMK]

'Tis a contraction of "built thing".

Sorry, I don't have the time to write more stupid questions right now.

That's not really in the spirit of things, is it? If you don't have a question, just let someone else answer.

Why is there no "w" in "one", but there is a "w" in "two" and we don't use it?

I have to say, this is not a stupid question, but quite a good one. But this isn't the place to answer it properly! (Even if the "proper" answer is arguably stupid, as I say, the question itself isn't stupid!)

Can the extended complex plane be represented by a "Rayman sphere"?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Yes, if there are universal doors to galaxies of geometrical representations.

Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?

[Lil_DRE]

Because everything is an hallucination caused by death in the shape of a rooster with a university jacket.

Is it possible to survive a fall of 2 centimeters?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

No. Because the bones can't take the abuse of accidental falls.

Can we spell "Creativity" however we want?

[Aaron]

Yes, if you mean that you're creating something.

Why am I very intelligent?