Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[The Jonster]

Yes and they also paint the cars black.

If I buy a fish do I eat it or return it to the sea??

[Steo]

Return it if you feel like wasting money

If cheese has it's picture taken, what does it say?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

It says "Broccoli".

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

[Steo]

They super glue it on before it realises it's TEFLON.

Why do you need to make an appointment for a psychic?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

To tell you what will happen in the future as if they are Fortune tellers.

Why do they make scented toilet paper?

[Steo]

Aha I asked that already... How does it feel R4Y

To decorate the bathroom.

If swimming is good to keep you in shape, what's up with whales?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Whales who would be in good shape are not as powerful as they were.

Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?

[Steo]

Because they're "stupid tourists"

Why would I look through a telescope to see Mars when I can just go to the shop, buy a Mars there and look at that?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

You need to ask Marvin the Martian to get the real Mars for you.

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

[Steo]

Fog, it's in the name. You have to use very dense fog though.

Is metal music able to be cut with a hacksaw?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

No. R&B slices it with no trouble.

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

[Steo]

Because I'm convinced they make their money from car crashes.

Autocorrect or genuine spelling mistake?

[The Jonster]

Does it matter? Both are enemies of the keyboard that need to be DESTROYED.

Does orange juice come from milking an orange?

[Steo]

It's from squeezing orange so just grab any orange objects and squeeze them.

Should I keep talking about Bog of Murk until everyone goes insane?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Yes, so eventually "Lost in Thought" soundtrack will stick inside our heads. But it's a bad-ass soundtrack.

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

[Steo]

Because Goofy is somehow able to talk too yet Pluto seems smarter? Logic I suppose.

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel after getting washed if he doesn't wear pants?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because Donald Duck sounds wet in his voice already.

If I can't call myself a maniac, can I call myself a "Minyak"?

[The Jonster]

No, you call yourself a MinYan! Get it?

Why can't Queen Minnie go on adventures like the king does in Kingdom Hearts?

[Steo]

Because the creators are being sexist.

Should I be concerned about being addicted to RPC?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Nah, You'll be fine. Just bear in mind about crashing and burning.

Why do we need training bras? What can we teach them?