Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Steo]

I'm in the future it's Friday here. You're all the way back in Thursday

EDIT: I can say you're so Yesterday

Why can't Ireland have nice weather?

[The Jonster]

Too bad! I have the nice weather BECAUSE I’m in yesterday.

Why can’t I be 7 hours ahead of everyone else?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Only Time will tell...

Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?

[The Jonster]

Because it's a paradise away from all the chaos in town!

Can I wish for my phone to be downgraded?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

It is granted but then your phone will turn into one of those flip phones.


Is there a face in the sky?

[Steo]

I think that happens on Tuesday.

Why is it called a speaker if it plays music too?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because Music is actually spoken words in disguise.

Can millipedes afford a lot of shoes for their legs.

[Steo]

No they have to just have 100's of bare feet as they're too expensive for that many.

Why does Homer get away with doing nothing but eating doughnuts all day in work?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Even in Hell, A devil forced him to eat all the doughnuts in the world without stopping but survived...I mean of course he survived....He lives on the doughnuts and Duff.


My day of birth, was it yesterday?

[The Jonster]

That depends....when did you start crying?

Throwback time!

"What if" you could finish a game completely without cheating or failing miserably?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Amen to that possibilty and probability.


Should Photon Laser Cannons be used at home?

[The Jonster]

No, use it at a park.

What if you could get anything you wanted except a life?

[Steo]

Just be a cat and have 9 then.

Can computers work on brain waves?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

The CPU is used for that purpose.

Is the A.I. basically an invisible friend next to me playing MUGEN with me?

[Steo]

Yes but with dumb mode being an option to make the game easy.

Would real life Streets Of Rage be a good idea?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Yes if you want to be the next Axel Stone.

Are trees associated with the number three?

[Steo]

No because then 4's would start growing and nobody would know what's going on anymore.

Is it logical to watch grass grow?

[The Jonster]

Yes, if you want time to slow down.

What if you wanted to have tree sweets?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Then our teeth would be in danger.


Where can I get one of those kernels that fabricate shell bullets?

[The Jonster]

Inside Korn. Just check the drums?

What if you could play a keyboard with your head?