Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Steo]

Then you're a head of everyone else.

Why don't computer keyboards make music like a piano?

[The Jonster]

Because then pianos could exist inside the computer.

What if anyone understood why I keep asking, "What if"? (Check older threads for answer!)

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because everything existing would be...."Canon".


Is this a zebra?

[The Jonster]

Unfortunately, no, that's an Atari Jaguar.

Does it hurt when you squeeze a pimple?

[Steo]

No it just makes you go aaaagghhhhh for the hell of it.

How does your player in GTA carry all those weapons?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Write down letters on paper.

Every chain has its weakest link. Do they meant Link from Ocarina Of Time?

[The Jonster]

No you're thinking about the Link from Twilight Princess.

What if all helicopters had hair?

[Steo]

They'd be sued by Michel Ancel.

Can we do a cars fly and cars float on water cheat in real life?

[The Jonster]

Sure, but then you won't be able to come back to Earth!

What if we lived on the Sun?

[Steo]

What if we were alive and not marshmallows that were disintegrated?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Wait...you didn't answer The Jonster's stupid question.

Then we would be like the grunts from "Madness Combat Series".[above question]

Is Frosted Flakes actually made from Snow?

[The Jonster]

Yes, do you want to build a Frosted Flakes man? Or have a frosted flakeball fight?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

I would rather make a Frosted Flake Angel.

What are in Chocolate chip cookies?

[The Jonster]

Wood chips. And brown stuff.

What if there was a Globox 2?

[Steo]

That's probably one of his kids.

Why is there Raybox but no Gloman?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Check Rayman M/Arena.

Can I get any peace and quiet here in District 65?

[The Jonster]

Sorry, you are in District 13, which is currently being bombarded!

Will life go on without music?

[Steo]

It will but it's like a boring soundless life.

Ever had to use speakers or headphones that are so bad that they sound distorted when you turn up the volume?

[The Jonster]

Yes to the point that one earbud is really loud and the other gives a loud but strange sound that sounds like fairies in the Longes Shortcut.

Edit: Oops I forgot the question.

What is existence?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Drawing something alive.


Should powder kegs be close to fire?