Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[The Jonster]

No the other face is a butt.

What are contacts?

[Steo]

People you can call but I don't see how that helps you see any better.

If I like something does that mean I'm right end everyone else has to like it too?

[The Jonster]

Buddy make sure to check for spelling otherwise people will just think you’re an eejit!

What is the word I’m thinking of: tidio

[Steo]

Buddy make sure to check for spelling otherwise people will just think you’re an eejit!

Oh no! I'm going to need a new keyboard within 12 days

I'm getting cold feet

I dunno... video?

What's cold feet

[The Jonster]

A strange phenomenon where your head becomes hotter than the rest of your body, especially your feet.

B for brij.

I know I sound like an eejit right?

[Steo]

Brijit.

If someone punches your lights out, do you just have to buy new light bulbs?

[The Jonster]

No just light up the old ones with brains.

What’s the radio playing today in my county?

[Steo]

Bad music and lots of talking crap I guess

Ever seen anything good on the radio?

[The Jonster]

Nah, most everything I hear on the radio these days is absolute trash. I prefer just listening on Pandora/iTunes.

What’s the next letter?

[Steo]

Hopefully my Jaguar controller.

What's after 12 on a clock?

[The Jonster]

Why, tea time of course!

Anybody want some biscuits to go with their tea?

[Steo]

Yeah I have some wooow!

Is horseradish an instrument?

[The Jonster]

Yeah but make sure Sandy doesn't beat you up.

Can I kick Sandy?

[Birds858]

"Insert Spongebob scene when Patrick kick Sandy".

How to reduce a signature image ?

[Steo]

I use resizeimage.net and just make it like a 50% resize. Finland.

If the Ballas roll up, do you throw shoes at 'em?

[The Jonster]

Um....yes?

How do you fly?

[Steo]

Press x

How do you stop flying?

[The Jonster]

Press y.

How do I get internet?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Ask a spider and he'll give you InterNET.


Does water sweat?

[The Jonster]

Yes just make sure you the following symbols: H, 2, and O.

Who is the president?