Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

[Steo]

No they just slap you

why do the Teensies slap the crap out of you in Origins if you hit one?

[The Jonster]

Because they want you to save the world not spend time golfing off.

Can The Jonster fit in the Glade of Dreams?

[Steo]

Not if the camera zooms out too far and makes it too small.

Can Rayman wear a watch?

[The Jonster]

Yes, of course and he can use it to aim lasers at people.

I wonder where Bzzit's hands went?

[Aaron]

They went to find a red lum and turn it into a black lum (Rayman 3 credits reference)

Why wasn't Ly in Rayman 3?

[The Jonster]

She is, in the Longest Shortcut!

What kind of instruments can the Musician play?

[Aaron]

But that's just a statue of her, I meant like in the game giving you powers like she did in Rayman 2.

A guitar.

Why does Rayman's slide look so cool in Rayman Legends?

[The Jonster]

Oh i see. She appaers in the GBA versiont though! But that's probably not what you're looking for either.

Because his hair is flying with him instead of just his hair.

Why does Rayman look so cute handstanding?

[Aaron]

Yeah I meant the console version, not the handheld version.

Because he is. (when he's doing that)

Why does Rayman have an angry expression on the box art of Rayman 3, M/Rush/Arena when he used to have a happy expression on the covers of the first two games?

[Steo]

Because he got fed up fighting all those bad guys all the time but then in Origins he became all happy again

Why doesn't Ssssam appear in Rayman 3?

[Aaron]

Because Razoff captured him.

Why is it so fun to race with the Teensies in Rayman M?

[The Jonster]

Because they’re too small and you can step on them easily.

Why doesn’t Rayman appear in Super Mario Bros?

[WizardMinecraft]

Because logic

Why can't Globox eat Scooby Doo

[StelzenBomber]

because only dogs and shaggys can it it

WHy cant rayman Eat himselfe since his body is an aubergine

[WizardMinecraft]

because the world would explode

Why does rayman eat lums

[StelzenBomber]

because idk whene he even does

Why isnt Ly lieing all the time?

[Aaron]

Because she's a fairy and fairies don't lie.

How was Polokus able to sleep for so long?

[StelzenBomber]

coma

where was polokus beard in rayman 2

[WizardMinecraft]

Because the "Toggle Polokus' beard" Secret wasn't on.

Why is there a million rayman recolors?

[StelzenBomber]

because rayman is not colorblind

why can rayman change his design so much