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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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No they just slap you :lol:

why do the Teensies slap the crap out of you in Origins if you hit one? :lol:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Because they want you to save the world not spend time golfing off.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Not if the camera zooms out too far and makes it too small.

Can Rayman wear a watch?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Yes, of course and he can use it to aim lasers at people.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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They went to find a red lum and turn it into a black lum (Rayman 3 credits reference)

Why wasn't Ly in Rayman 3?
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She is, in the Longest Shortcut! :D

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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But that's just a statue of her, I meant like in the game giving you powers like she did in Rayman 2.

A guitar.

Why does Rayman's slide look so cool in Rayman Legends?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Oh i see. She appaers in the GBA versiont though! But that's probably not what you're looking for either.

Because his hair is flying with him instead of just his hair.

Why does Rayman look so cute handstanding?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Yeah I meant the console version, not the handheld version.

Because he is. :mrgreen: (when he's doing that)

Why does Rayman have an angry expression on the box art of Rayman 3, M/Rush/Arena when he used to have a happy expression on the covers of the first two games?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Because he got fed up fighting all those bad guys all the time but then in Origins he became all happy again :hap:

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Because Razoff captured him.

Why is it so fun to race with the Teensies in Rayman M?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Because they’re too small and you can step on them easily.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Because logic

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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because only dogs and shaggys can it it

WHy cant rayman Eat himselfe since his body is an aubergine
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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because the world would explode

Why does rayman eat lums
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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because idk whene he even does

Why isnt Ly lieing all the time?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Because she's a fairy and fairies don't lie.

How was Polokus able to sleep for so long?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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coma

where was polokus beard in rayman 2
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Because the "Toggle Polokus' beard" Secret wasn't on.

Why is there a million rayman recolors?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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because rayman is not colorblind

why can rayman change his design so much
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