Corrupt a wish!

[PluMGMK]

Granted but then you can type only while cooking, and it's all about recipes. No more gaming discussion!

I wish my aging wired headphones stopped sounding like they have some kind of low-pass filter in them.

[Aaron]

Granted but then your computer will have that filter.

I wish I would always have a smooth internet connection just like yesterday when I was showering.

[The Jonster]

Guilty but then your keys stop working so you call in the Ol' Technician Steo (my grandpa :hihihin: ) to fix it!

I wish I knew what Fifo's real name is.

[Lil_DRE]

You will know, but the result would be disastrous since you will regret having wanted to know his name.

I wish I had an Unusual on TF2

[The Jonster]

Granted but then your TF2 explodes.

Sometimes I wish life could be peaceful all the time.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted But humans on Earth won't make that wish come true, anyway.
Damn you, reproductive system! I would ban sexual intercourse to the adsolute max!


I wish I had that privilege.

[Steo]

Granted but then you lose all the other privileges.

I wish all the people using drugs would take a good look in the mirror and realise what they're doing to themselves and their families.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then people start getting fat due to withdrawal symptoms from looking in the mirror.

I wish I could feel the way I did back then when I first started with this forum.....

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted. But unfortunately, you feel paranoid like "certain people" needlessly.


I wish that in the future, there will be robots.

[The Jonster]

Granted but the robots take over the world.

I wish dinosaurs still existed.

[Aaron]

Granted, there's chaos and no hope for survival.

I wish some computer mouses weren't squeaky.

[MJChroma]

To go to and live in Estonia.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then the place gets broken off from the rest of the world, leaving you stranded.

I wish that I could literally take food from pages in a cookbook and eat them.

[Aaron]

Granted but you don't feel well afterwards.

I wish I could control the weather.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then your weather powers are amplified and altered so if you want it to rain, it will rain dogs and cats!

I wish my friend would answer her text.

[Aaron]

Granted but she answers it when she's exhausted.

I wish I could become a ghost at any time to prevent bad things happening on a daily basis.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then there’s no way for you to turn back so you can no longer eat, play, or hang out with your friends.

I wish I could find inspiration easily.

[Steo]

Granted but you have to lose your patience

I wish some people wouldn't do silly things without thinking.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then they get headaches from thinking.

I wish I wasn’t one of those people.

Yes I do that sometimes too

[Steo]

Granted but then your stomach hurts instead.

I wish my I had a better method for cooling my original Xbox without it being loud.