Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Steo]

Because they're not a thing

What is up with airline food?

[The Jonster]

They taste like septic tanks.

What happens when you cut paper with scissors?

[Steo]

You win at rock paper scissors.

Why is it called fast food?

[The Jonster]

Because you go inside order food, and wait for a REALLY long time while the workers mess up your order several times.

Does junk food belong in the garbage?

[Aaron]

Umm... yeah?

Why are there so many different varieties of apples?

[The Jonster]

Because they wanted to highlight different colors of the rainbow.

If I want to punch somebody's lights out, do I punch out the lights in their house?

[Steo]

If someone punches your lights out, do you just have to buy new light bulbs?

So I guess yes?

If you want to come up with a stupid question, do you come up with your own ideas?

[The Jonster]

Oh....dammit! I guess I'm running out of original ideas.

Sure I can, if only I knew which ideas had been thought up already.

Lessee...
Why do they call luncheon meat SPAM? Is it supposed to spam your body with toxins?

[Steo]

No, it takes over your brain and makes you heavily spam the forum for ages

Why is it called a Super Nintendo?

[MJChroma]

Because they don't want to.

Why was MrBadGuy99 posting about his own friend?

Um... yes

What would you do if your best friend ever(Who was born on 27th September 1992) died on 31st July 2006 because of a brain tumour when you were only 13?

SADNESS SWIRLS AROUND ME LIKE THE SNOW...

[The Jonster]

Why is it called a Super Nintendo?

Because it ate a super mushroom and got bigger.

Is Green Day a day colored green?

[Steo]

Yeah it's just St. Patrick's day

People say when God closes a door he opens a window, is that why whenever a backdoor virus is quarantined, a window opens to tell you?

[The Jonster]

No, they put up a sign that says quarantine, which is basically English for “free software come and get it”!!

Can we say people from Texas are dumb?

[Steo]

As long as that old slowpoke Texas can't catch you

Is pecan pie made with pea cans?

[The Jonster]

Sure, just make sure you throw the cans in a food processor to remove that metallic taste!

Should I mix in some Qs to the barbecue?

[Steo]

Yeah but use snooker cues

Does a ten gallon hat contain 10 gallons of water?

[The Jonster]

It could contain 10 gallons of beer too

If you’re rolling on the ground with water coming out of your eyes, are you crying?

[Steo]

Yes!

What's the idea of people who talk a lot but don't wanna listen?

[The Jonster]

People who have earplugs for ears

So if there’s a Jamba Juice, does that mean there is a fruit called a jamba?

[Steo]

No it's from somewhere else, I'll tell you when you're older

What happens if I replace a Sega Mega Drive with a Sega Genesis?