Things Teensies Would Say

[Steo]

I have to go wear my shirt inside out.

[PluMGMK]

Caithfidh mé imeacht anois agus briseadh an ríomhaire

Well, firstly, it's "an ríomhaire a bhriseadh"! Then I guess "chun" would flow more nicely than "agus" in this sentence.

I have to go peer into an open temperature chamber, with my long hair, then close it up and start a test without making sure I haven't shed any in there…

[Steo]

Well, firstly, it's "an ríomhaire a bhriseadh"! Then I guess "chun" would flow more nicely than "agus" in this sentence.

Thanks. I would like to know how to say this stuff properly since I am Irish
I know a few phrases but I'm trying to improvise and failing

I have to go fail miserably at speaking my country's own language

So like:
"Caithfidh mé imeacht anois chun an ríomhaire a bhriseadh" then? I tried though lol.

[Aaron]

I have to speak so much in a different language that I forget my native language.

[PluMGMK]

"Caithfidh mé imeacht anois chun an ríomhaire a bhriseadh" then? I tried though lol.

I think that works. Though I'm not too sure either!

I have to go curse in French under the mistaken assumption that nobody else in the vicinity speaks the language.

[Steo]

Haha I'm really not that great at speaking Irish, I only know really basic stuff thanks to the teachers making us learn the same things for 5 years. Who in Ireland needs to say "D'ith mé paella"?

I have to go spend the entire day sorting the channels on my TV then factory reset it.

[The Jonster]

I have to go stuff potato chips into a piece of chicken.

[Steo]

I have to go curse in French under the mistaken assumption that nobody else in the vicinity speaks the language.

At least you can say "pardon my French" and actually mean it

I have to go put water in the toaster and bread in the kettle.

[The Jonster]

I have to go listen to a club mix of an oldies song.

[Steo]

Faut que j'aille être moi.

Caithfidh mé a bheith mé féin

[The Jonster]

I have to go be me and not anyone else.

[Steo]

I have to go, I keep speaking Irish

[The Jonster]

I have to go and say "Irish for 3 wishes."

[Steo]

I have to go lock the key and throw away the door

[The Jonster]

I have to go seal my lips......with glue!

[Steo]

I have to go do what Mr. Bean does in real life.

[The Jonster]

I have to go press the wrong button on purpose.

[Rudie Radio Waves]

I have to go eat my stove.

[thegrammarteensie]

I have to go annoy everyone by talking about my ting count.

[Steo]

I have to go constantly tell people my problems/life story on a forum and drive them crazy.