Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

[The Jonster]

Because you're too good at Rayman, obviously and they suck!

Why does Rayman yell Globox's name in RRR if he's not in the game?

[Steo]

Why does Rayman call for Globox when the Rabbids capture him?

Because Globox is amazing !

Why did you repeat my question?

[The Jonster]

Why does Rayman call for Globox when the Rabbids capture him?

Because Globox is amazing !

Why did you repeat my question?

Aw dammit I thought this question hasn't been asked yet

Why can a Hoodoo's magic barrier kill Hoodlums?

[Steo]

Because the forcefield is a bitch.

Why can't Rayman run on Linux natively?

[The Jonster]

Because Linux is too fast for him.

Why can’t I win Rayman in Brawlhalla by just mashing buttons?

[Steo]

You can but it just takes ages and you won't learn anything.

Why does Rayman 2 have an amazing story?

[BoopTheSnoot]

Robot, pirates, from SPACE
How did Globox learn to use guns?

[Steo]

By using Tily as a practice target

Why do some people focus on lore way too much to just enjoy the UbiArt games?

[The Jonster]

Because people think that all the games should be connected and the story is very fundamental to the Rayman series, which in reality isn't as important as it seems.

How does the Magician turn into 5 dark teensies from an explosion but all his other minions die?

[Steo]

Because he didn't have enough soap to become a bubble.

Why would people be asking about Rayman 2 on the PS1 classic when it's far from the favoured version of the game?

[The Jonster]

They were clearly talking about porting the DC version to the PS1 Classic then since it’s definitey a great version. Either that or the PC.

Who complains about The Animated Series when it was only 4 episodes long?

[Steo]

People with nothing better to do.

Was the title "Revolution" just a trick to make people buy Rayman 2 again?

[Aaron]

Globox because he knew Rayman could've done better with the voice acting. Where did we park the KAH?

No, they named it that because they made it during the French Revolution

Why is there so much mystery surrounding Rayman? (what creature he is)

[Steo]

Because people don't know that an eggplant is a aubergine in Europe

Why does it matter to people of the magician is a teensie?

[The Jonster]

Because some people just don’t like Rayman and like admitting it by complaining about everything.

Why are all Globox’s children blue when he was originally red? Did they eat blueberries and get stung too?

[Steo]

It was genetic once he turned blue.

Why does Murfy tell you how to use the plums on Sanctuary Of Stone And Fire when you have already learned yourself to even make it to that point?

[The Jonster]

Because Rayman had already gathered enough lums to the point where he is much smarter than Murfy and he is wasting his time trying to act as an encyclopedia.

Why does Murfy not like being a sidekick in Rayman 3?

[Steo]

Because he's jealous that Rayman is the centre of attention.

How great is it that Rayman made Brawlhalla and not Rabbids?

[The Jonster]

It would be even greater if Globox made it in Brawlhalla as his own character!

Why do people think the Magician is fat?

[Steo]

Because they're anorexic

Why does he have a big noise?