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lyndo64

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When Globox chews up the Silver Lum
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Mortamon Saturn

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you actually feel the heat while playing the Sanctuary of Stone and Fire 
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you're playing Rayman 3 and Globox dies of an overdose of plum juice
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you're wondering why your washing machine is not loading your Rayman game disk..
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Mortamon Saturn

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When Globox gets so drunk, he gets violent with Rayman and you have to fight him 
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DaveRattlehead

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you need to get drunk to get violent against the enemies.
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Mortamon Saturn

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you're so close to the RD's end, but you have completely ran out of ideas!
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Greengoop

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When RD has ended
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Mortamon Saturn

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you participated in RD, but your contribution was so insignificant, it's not even worth rewarding you or listing you in the rankings. 
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Greengoop

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you mix up the plums in the plum juice recipe with aubergines 
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Mortamon Saturn

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you try to confiscate the phone of the baby Globoxes
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SilverLum

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Let them have the phone Saturn!! that's so MEAN!!Mortamon Saturn wrote: Mon Aug 19, 2024 1:04 pm When you try to confiscate the phone of the baby Globoxes![]()
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgE1Ftm96cI
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Greengoop

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Yeah! They’re just trying to enjoy Decord Ray on Frogmanpc!
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Mortamon Saturn

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you can't figure out ""the Magician"" was a bad guy in Rayman Origins. 

I'm not like the Rabbids keeping away their food!

Hey, who said it was me!?
I'm not like the Rabbids keeping away their food!
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Greengoop

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
I was about to say that, but I decided it’d be funner to continue the joke
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SilverLum

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
I see that sneaky look in your eyes, Saturn! Look at the poor thing, he's traumatized.Mortamon Saturn wrote: Mon Aug 19, 2024 2:40 pm
Hey, who said it was me!?
I'm not like the Rabbids keeping away their food!![]()
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Greengoop

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When the rabbids don’t kidnap you because you’re not interesting enough
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Mortamon Saturn

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Why do you keep assuming the worst about me?SilverLum wrote: Mon Aug 19, 2024 5:54 pm I see that sneaky look in your eyes, Saturn! Look at the poor thing, he's traumatized.
I don't starve Globox's children like those evil screaming marketable creatures...
...I only starve the children of Ubisoft's NFT branch!
Wait, what am I talking about...? It's been proven by science that Cryptobros aren't socially -or biologically- capable of having offsprings!...
When you escape from the Rabbids' coliseum but you forget to save the baby Globoxes...
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Hold on, it REALLY happened!?
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Greengoop

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Top 5 saddest mysteries in gaming
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SilverLum

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
I think they are biologically capable, it's just that no woman wants to get close enough to make it happen.Mortamon Saturn wrote: Mon Aug 19, 2024 7:41 pm Why do you keep assuming the worst about me?![]()
I don't starve Globox's children like those evil screaming marketable creatures...![]()
...I only starve the children of Ubisoft's NFT branch!![]()
Wait, what am I talking about...? It's been proven by science that Cryptobros aren't socially -or biologically- capable of having offsprings!...
When you escape from the Rabbids' coliseum but you forget to save the baby Globoxes...
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Hold on, it REALLY happened!?![]()
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