Corrupt a wish!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but now it has no fears of eating you and your entire family

I wish for 1 million posts and 1 trillion tings

[The Jonster]

Nope, thanks to Ithasmore all your wishes from here on out have been deemed ineffective.

I wish I could have pizza.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but I sat on it

I wish I ate jonster’s pizza instead of sitting on it

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but in order to eat the pizza, you have to sit on it first.

I wish that I could forget everything about my favorite video games so that I could play through all my favorites for the first time again!

Granted, but I get to use them for you, and for the first wish, I wish all the wishes you wished for were no longer effective.

I wish I could drink as much alcohol as I wanted without any side effects.

Good, that way Goop cannot wish for having the largest number of posts on this community :lol:

I saved RPC!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you forgot all the speed tricks and can’t speedrun them anymore

I wish dumb people could be proven wrong

[Insert A username]

Granted, but they dont believe they are proven wrong

I wish my Georgaphy teacher doesnt test me today and tomorrow

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it turns out they’d planned a very fun test for you!

I wish I had a better history teacher

[Insert A username]

Granted, but you every other teacher is bad at their job

I wish I have 99999999999999999999 tokens in Rec Room

[The Jonster]

What even is this "Rec Room....."

Granted, but in order to eat the pizza, you have to sit on it first.

I wish that I could forget everything about my favorite video games so that I could play through all my favorites for the first time again!

Granted, but I get to use them for you, and for the first wish, I wish all the wishes you wished for were no longer effective.

I wish I could drink as much alcohol as I wanted without any side effects.

Good, that way Goop cannot wish for having the largest number of posts on this community

I saved RPC!

Three cheers to Ithasmore for saving the forum from becoming a numbers spamfest!

I wish I could have some chocolate pecan pie.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you can’t eat it until you learn what rec room is!

I wish Christmas came already

[WPTheModder]

Granted, however your chocolate pecan pie gets poisoned and you're sick for an entire week.

I wish for a giant present to be delivered to everyone's doors.

Edit: Okay, I was late to reply. Just corrupt mine and get it over with!

[Greengoop]

Guess Christmas isn’t coming early after all

Granted, it’s a Quintilion pounds, it crashes the economy any you’re the only person not to get it

I wish i had the power to immediately think of a wish

[WPTheModder]

Aw man.

I now grant your last wish, except now christmas happens every day and it ALSO crashes the economy and then everyone goes through the great depression... again

And then.. I grant this one aswell. You can think of a wish immediately, except you go crazy since all you can ever think about is wishes.

I wish that I could eat cookies everyday without consequences.

[Greengoop]

Granted, you eat cookies for years on end, and realise you never enjoy eating them anymore

I wish I knew what to talk about more

[WPTheModder]

Granted, however you now cannot stop talking, unless you're in a movie theater. I'm not that evil.

I wish that my classmates would stop saying brainrot.

[Greengoop]

Granted, they stop saying the word brainrot, but keep using brainrot terms!

I wish I could find all videos I’ve been searching for since I was a kid

[WPTheModder]

I think that's the worst corruption ever! It would be hell on earth....

Ahh, granted, however you realize they're all stupid and don't live up to how you remembered them.

I wish to be able to rewatch movies and feel like how I did when I first watched it.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but its only for the movies you hated, so you have to learn why you hate them all over again!

I wish I could get the portal gun from Portal!

[WPTheModder]

That's just pure evil!

Anyways, granted, but when you make a portal, it's never where you wanna go. Perhaps you wanna go to the store? No, you're going to the Sahara Desert.

I wish for cookies again. But this time the cookies give me superpowers.

[Greengoop]

Granted, you get a singular cookie that gives you a singular, boring superpower!

I wish I had the energy to go get a drink