The Leptys Scepter Quest

[Greengoop]

However, Jonster was hosting a party at his house, and some mysteries member with brown wet hair and an unbuttoned school shirt was caught mucking around with it. He was last seen throwing it in the river

[The Jonster]

Thankfully Greengoop forgot to steal it, so I could get it back quickly and clean it up.

[Greengoop]

Unfortunately you only “cleaned it up” as the mess Greengoop made by destroying all your antiques with his RPG-7. The real one drifted its way to Greengoop’s house!

[The Jonster]

Except Greengoop was distracted by Mortamon's Saturn's music playing next door and he forgot about the scepter! So thankfully I walked along the shore and quickly snatched up the scepter before Greengoop ever knew it was there.

[Greengoop]

As it turns out, the song had a subliminal message telling Me jonster’ exact location, which inused to grab the staff. I thanked Mort by giving him the sceptre

[The Jonster]

Except it was ME in disguise! I then turn Greengoop into Ly and run off with the scepter.

[Greengoop]

As Ly, I send Rayman on a mission to retrieve the sceptre from Jonster. I give him shrooms to make him think the Jonster is Reflux, and then claim it for myself

[The Jonster]

Unfortunately they were actually mega mushrooms and they cause me to grow to 732840023 times my size. With the limited time I had I could easily squish Greengoop with my hand and take the scepter back.

[Greengoop]

I, flat on the floor, decided to hire a lawyer to sue Jonster for my injuries. I then requested for the staff, which he was required to give me by law

[The Jonster]

Greengoop lets meet up
- Edge

I secretly pose as EdgeRabbit and send Greengoop a PM asking to meet up. When he shows up I inject with him a tranquilzer and while he’s asleep I take the sceptre because screw it.

[Greengoop]

I catch jonster “screwing” the sceptre, and post it on my YouTube channel, it goes viral and now everyone in his family knows what he did to the sceptre. He tries to frame it on me by sneaking it back into my house when I’m not looking

[The Jonster]

Little does green goop know, the sceptre I snuck into his house was actually disguised as a Ramon doll that comes alive and shoots him when he approaches while the sceptre stays safely in my hands.

Then I use the sceptre to magically erase the video and everyone’s memories of said video.

[Greengoop]

The Ramon doll ended up going on a killing rampage and killed you to, taking the sceptre so nobody gets it!

[The Jonster]

Silly Greengoop! We have multiple lives left! So I issued the shutoff command after respawning at Gandalf’s Groceries and took the doll back.

[Greengoop]

I hired a hitman at Gandalf’s Groceries to go fetch the staff from Jonster, and I just have to trust him to be able to find the staff!

[The Jonster]

The hitman only finds Dumbo TV at the grocery store, who was holding what looked like a sceptre but was actually Barbara’s axe, which he uses to chop off the hitman’s head. As for the real sceptre, I hide it safely away in a secret passage in The Longest Shortcut.

[Greengoop]

I finally decide to finish rayman 3! I get to the longest shortcut and get the sceptre!!

[The Jonster]

Except what Greengoop got was another fake which teleported him back to the Bog of Murk. The real one is sti hidden safely away in ********

[Greengoop]

After the clue that Jonster foolishly gave away, I typed up ******** on Google maps and decided to go there, and the location of the sceptre was given on customer reviews.

[Giant Chicken]

Unfortunately, there was only one customer review, which was me on an alt, lying about its location! I then go off the grid and hide in the Russian tundra's with the scepter.