Corrupt a wish!

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but the forum shuts down indefinitely, so it's not much better.

I wish the Riddles of the Glade got back into action.

[Greengoop]

Granted, Rsandee posts a single clue and dips out again

I wish ROTG activity rules were put in place.

[RayGamer99]

Granted (I do too), the first rule is to post a clue every single second.

I wish I could do attacks like the ones from Rayman Origins/Legends.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you get so carried away with your new moves you run to a cliff, forget to hover, and fall off and die

I wish I could go from my garden to my room quicker.

[RayGamer99]

Granted (you have a garden?), but it takes twice as long to get from your room to your garden.

I wish more of the Kongs showed up in Donkey Kong Bananza.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they are brand new Kongs that are quickly and poorly designed

I wish that tomorrow is more eventful than today.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but tomorrow is only .0001% more eventful than today.

I wish I had the Poltergust G-00 from Luigi's Mansion 3.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s a plastic toy you still need a very expensive licence for

I wish I could visit the Falkland Islands.

[RayGamer99]

I wish I could visit the Falkland Islands.

Granted, but they are swarmed by an invasive species of carnivorous hermit crabs. Hope you're good at running away!

I wish I had a raygun that could fire disintegrating lasers at no-gooders.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it chooses not to fire disintegrating lasers at no-gooders.

I wish my French education wasn’t rushed.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, now you're spending 20 more years learning French for 23 hours a day!

I wish I could think of more interesting wishes.

[Teensies in Globox]

Granted, but you have too many interesting wishes and you can't choose.

Granted, but it’s a single test level with nothing but a green floor and a lum

What did you answer this to?

I wish I could perfectly imitate the sound of the Trabant P 50 engine!

[Rsandee]

Granted, but you have too many interesting wishes and you can't choose.

I wish I could perfectly imitate the sound of the Trabant P 50 engine!

Granted! But your particular engine has a stutter.

I wish the next person who posts underneath me a very pleasant day/night.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but it’s a single test level with nothing but a green floor and a lum

What did you answer this to?

He was answering to this question:

I wish we knew more about Rayman Origins’ scrapped content.

I wish the next person who posts underneath me a very pleasant day/night.

Granted, but... well, I'm not about to corrupt a wish like that!

I wish the person above me the same!
And I wish that he'd give us the next riddle in Riddles of the Glade...

[Teensies in Globox]

And I wish that he'd give us the next riddle in Riddles of the Glade...

Granted, but Chuck Norris will give it.

I wish it were easy to get GameCube Game Discs.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but they have absolutely zero data on them, so they're essentially worthless.

I wish there was a toy line of Rayman action figures.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they are recalled after a mother forcefeeds them to their 1 year old child, and reports them for it.

I wish babies were smarter.

[Teensies in Globox]

Granted, the dolls became so smart that they surpassed all other humans and became the rulers of the world.

I wish Mario Party 10 was an easier game!

[PluMGMK]

Granted, now it's 1000 degrees below zero!

Technically, this is –725.85 kelvin, which, being a negative absolute temperature, is actually hotter than anything else in the world. Such situations arise in very specific thermodynamic systems in lasers, in a state known as population inversion.

Anyhoo…

I wish Mario Party 10 was an easier game!

Granted, it's so easy that anyone who plays it gets bored within five minutes, and it's soon forgotten forever.

I wish the Master Volume on my church organ wasn't dodgy…

[The Jonster]

The Church organ dodges all the organists movements so no music is ever played again.

I don’t wish for anything.