The You Game!

[The Jonster]

< has no intention of joining ^^. ^^ hates Ly AND Murfy AND Mario games.

[Greengoop]

< wants to know what other stuff ^ likes, just so < can force <self to dislike them! (Other than rayman ofc)

[Rsandee]

< is now on <'s third day in Germany, < will live here for about 3-4 years.
< Made a super tasty dish with garlic, ginger, pork, gochujang, soy sauce, mushrooms and a runny egg.
< served it with rice

[EdgyRabbid]

< is super careful with <‘s Rayman plush. < ALWAYS washes <‘s hands before handling <‘s husband. < must be gentle with <‘s husband, as <‘s husband is very fragile and deserves all the kisses and other favours he asks of <.

< wants to post a poem about <‘s weird love for <‘s Rayman plush. Nothing sexual but < feels like < would get told off for posting it in the merch thread. Is < crazy?

[Greengoop]

< hopes ^^ is having a nice time in Germany! < hopes to move there too someday.

^ says ^ can find one of the many existing poem threads to post it on.

[EdgyRabbid]

Yeah but today < discovered how far <‘s love for this fucking thing goes. An object that represents <‘s beloved husband. < should feel normal about it but < simply can’t! < treats it like <‘s actual husband, kissing it and talking to it like a real human being. Has < gone too far? <‘s mind works in mysterious ways!

[Greengoop]

< says ^ should fell free to post here

[EdgyRabbid]

Maybe… but < fears people will just think it’s < getting <‘s jollies off. < is just weirdly in love with <‘s plush and wants to project it at all costs. < will never let another human touch <‘s Rayman plush.

[Greengoop]

< says we ain’t like the dickfans on Reddit and X, we will read with all due respect

[EdgyRabbid]

Oh okay. < is glad everyone here has a basic understanding of why <‘s brain is all fucked up.

[Greengoop]

Yeah. < is sorry ^ has experienced hate for this elsewhere online.

[EdgyRabbid]

< thanks ^

< wonders… does everyone here think that if that certain event didnt happen to < then < would be more normal?

[Greengoop]

< can’t say for certain, but there is a possibility

[EdgyRabbid]

< also worried too much.

< is hungry

[Greengoop]

< is also hungry, but < will (hopefully) have hot chocolate in a bit.

[Rsandee]

< has no idea what event ^^ is talking about and < also doesn't wanna ask or know what it was because < doesn't want to stir up anything.
< just wants to say that whatever it was, < is sure people aren't going to treat ^^ any different for ^^'s husband.

< hopes ^^ is having a nice time in Germany! < hopes to move there too someday.

< is annoyed that even if < speaks almost perfect German, still some German people will be sad or otherwordly enough to laugh at <.
< mean come on, in this international world < thinks it's silly to laugh at other people trying to speak your language, which by itself is a token of love and respect for the culture.
< wouldn't recommend to stay in Germany permanently, but some years are okay.

[Greengoop]

< says ^ should tell them; “let’s hear you Dutch then, you fat KFC-covered fuckass” next time they insult ^’s German speaking skills.

[EdgyRabbid]

< has been assumed English many times because < just has a lower voice!

[Greengoop]

< makes < wonder if anyone mistook < for being from a different country when they first saw <.

[EdgyRabbid]

< thought ^ was American when < first joined the fourms..