Corrupt a wish!

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted.. but he sells weed instead!

I wish i had ideas for wishes and responses.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but all of them involve shrek being love and life, and the fact that it is ogre now.

I wish I had a Green pen with a bit of purple on the end.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but that purple isn't ink, but rather poison! Anyone that sees or writes the text with that pen is immediately killed. Use with caution!

I wish I could secure a Switch 2 + Mario Kart World bundle before they inevitably sell out.

[The Jonster]

You get one then, but then the police is called to your location for fraudulent selling and your stuff is confiscated.

I wish I could get the same thing for free.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it was a tester copy and it’s drowned in dust and some other nasty stuff we don’t talk about.

I wish all workouts felt like the one I had last night.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but now the one you had last night felt like being skinned alive.

I wish it was easier for me to come up with good ideas for my creative endeavors.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, every time you want to have a good idea, you have to come up 20 flights of stairs!

I wish I could get a free copy of the new Tomodachi Life for free that works on my laptop! (The only game series from Nintendo that I care for, lol)

[Greengoop]

Granted, but since it’s free for twice, Nintendo gets extra suspicious about it and sends an air strike to your house.

I wish you actually got gains every time you made a mistake.

[PluMGMK]

Granted, you gain valuable life experience. Which was always the case, so this changes nothing!

I wish I didn't end up staying up until after 1am every night

[The Jonster]

Well now you don’t have to! Problem is you can’t seem to stay up past 7pm every night.

I wish Mission 53 in Sonic Adventure DX wasn’t so annoying.

[Pirez]

Granted. It is removed entirely, alongside the entire game, due to your criticism hurting Yuji Naka's feelings.

I wish plants would fetch themselves some water.

[Greengoop]

Granted but they deroot themselves in the process.

I wish that ever since I was a kid I was legit

[Teensies in Globox]

Granted, but being legit took that away from you, Chuck Norris.

I wish more Wii U consoles could have been sold!

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but they were all immediately refunded, making them affect nothing!

I wish I could eat anything and everything without consequence.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but people shame you for being a glutton.

I wish I could see some of the nice people on Omegle again.

[Teensies in Globox]

Granted, but when you see nice people, Omegle becomes outdated and gets deleted.

I wish Brainrot characters didn't exist!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they are replaced with stationary objects making you feel uneasy.

I wish file size wasn’t an issue.

[Teensies in Globox]

Granted, but fewer file formats can be used instead.

I wish the world had a righteous dictatorship.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but as soon as the righteous leader dies, a mass murdering satanist takes over.

I wish I didn’t have so much revision to do.

[Teensies in Globox]

a mass murdering satanist

Sarah Fisher from Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix.

I wish I didn’t have so much revision to do.

Granted, but instead you become prime minister and realize you don't understand politics.

I wish humans were considered animals too, not just biologically.