You know you suck at Rayman when...

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:43 pm

When you can't think of any strategies to win

Mortamon Saturn · Post by **Mortamon Saturn** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:43 pm

When Mr Dark's spell restores your controls to normal, because the way you played this game was completely backwards!

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:44 pm

When Rayman doesn't have the freshest dick (people here long enough would know what thread I am talking about).

Mortamon Saturn · Post by **Mortamon Saturn** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:47 pm

When Rayman's features are absolutely minuscule... Like Rayman 2 GBC!

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:49 pm

When the green lums actually go against you with their functionality. Can't go back to collect that lum you missed. Whoops.

Mortamon Saturn · Post by **Mortamon Saturn** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:52 pm

When the Red Lums are all already Black Lums in Rayman 2, because you just scare them that much with your incompetence!

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:53 pm

When the paths are all barricaded.

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:53 pm

when you can't progress any further

Mortamon Saturn · Post by **Mortamon Saturn** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:54 pm

When Sssssam drowns you the moment you attach yourself to him!

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:54 pm

Noooooo Sammmmm whyyyy

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:55 pm

When SSSsam stays in a glitched state like that instance in Rayman Revolution.

Mortamon Saturn · Post by **Mortamon Saturn** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:56 pm

When Space Mama washes your clothes in her machine, tragically turning you into Rayomz!

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:56 pm

When people flood everywhere and they drown noooo

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:56 pm

When the hunters always stick their guns in front for you to not hit them.

Mortamon Saturn · Post by **Mortamon Saturn** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:57 pm

When the Livingstones are only encouraged by your grimace instead of getting scared!

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:58 pm

When black holes appear instead of spiral doors and suck you in

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:58 pm

When Livingstones are immune to plums.

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:59 pm

when everything destroys plums

Mortamon Saturn · Post by **Mortamon Saturn** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:59 pm

When Noseless Rayman grabs your nose the moment you start playing!

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:59 pm

when noseless aryman beat you to pulp

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