Vacation? Alert us!

[Limely]

That's easy for you to say, you're not the one carrying them around for nine months and then give birth to the monsters. (I'm assuming you're male, for some reason. D: )
You'll atleast have to do twice as much diaper changing to make up for it. |:<

[Luckster]

Kids are a mess for me....I can hardly handle babysitting....

[Jman]

I was told that giving birth is like pissing an orange. That sucks for you guys (gals).

[Luckster]

Imagine getting kicked in the jewels repeatedly for and hour or so. I think that's the best comparison to childbirth. I personally hope to never experience it myself.

[Jman]

Yeah, I don't want that.

[Limely]

I can handle babysitting quite well. It's a good way to earn money. *is eldest of five*

Rather like pissing a melon.

[Luckster]

Every time I ever babysat, it was always a terror from the depths of hell....and I never got paid (Cause technically the parents were still at the house...just busy hanging out with my parents)

[Limely]

I used to babysit my younger sisters when my father and his wife went out, which was a lot, but now I don't live with them anymore because I figured it wouldn't be good for my mental health in the long run. *whine* I bet they're sorry now, when they sit inside and can't go out because I'm not there to babysit. Got you good there.
It's been a while since I've been babysitting now, mom doesn't want me to babysit my brother alone, because she (quite rightly) fears I wont handle if it my brother has an attack, which happens quite a lot. (fevercramps. It's not dangerous, but it's horrifying to watch)

[Jman]

I used to babysit this kid, but his parents learned that I never put him to bed until 2 minutes before they get there, because we were playing the kid's Wii. They fired me.

[Beebop]

Never be a babysitter. It's damn hard work.

[Hunchman801]

I give high school and college level maths lessons, but I can also teach physics, engineering sciences and English. It's great to make money

[Jman]

I give high school and college level maths lessons, but I can also teach physics, engineering sciences and English. It's great to make money

You sound much more busy than me.

[Hunchman801]

Not because of the lessons I give It doesn't take much time.

[Luckster]

make small talk to the lessons last longer XD

[Jman]

Ok, well I am gonna be gone from Friday through Monday. Be back Tuesday.

[Luckster]

bye bye Jman! D8> ya shall be missed!

[neo]

BE GONE with you!Without my ONLY RIVAL, I can make sigs and own yyyyeeeahhh. LOL jk I am too lazy.

[Jman]

Ok well I am back. I had fun.

[Luckster]

Hey guys...


the cake is a lie....

[Beebop]

ok... lol. What do you mean?