Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Feanaro Surion]

3 and a half billion.

Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?

[Limely]

Because then our eyes would fall out.

Who's cup of tea is this?

[Feanaro Surion]

It's Razorbeard's. He's secretly addicted.

Why do we itch?

[Limely]

Because there's little plants growing under our skin, just waiting for the right day to break trough. When you itch, the day is close.

Wouldn't tea make Razorbeard rust?

[Feanaro Surion]

It would. That's why he got all cranky, and tried to take over the world.

How do we know that we all see the same colors?

[Limely]

If we didn't, the number of people who have died from crossing streets while the red man is shining would be much higher.

What should I decorate my new sig with? D:

[Holy Crap]

dots.
why not stripes?

[Limely]

Because stripes are (c) to zebras.

If stripes are (c) to the zebras, wouldn't that make tigers copyright-infringers?

[Holy Crap]

yes, but if the zebras make a lawsuit they'll get eaten.
why do we need these emoticons ( )when we can just typ this.( ! ? )

[stan423321]

Because you like to make people downloading bigger bunch of data.

Why nobody proposed Limely to decorate signature with ice cream?

[El Dango]

Because of DINNER!

Anyone who wants ice cream 4 dinner?

[Feanaro Surion]

Nope.

Why don't we eat dinner at breakfast?

[Holy Crap]

because then it would be breakfast.
what's the answer to question 3?

[Feanaro Surion]

Pi.

Why hasn't anybody discovered the end of pi?

[Holy Crap]

i have.
can you guess what it was?

[stan423321]

).

Why not ice cream?

[Feanaro Surion]

Because ice cream is actually a toxic substance created by the bunnies to distract us while they take over Rayman's world.

Why doesn't poo smell nice?

[Holy Crap]

because we eat meat
what leads me to believe that?

[Feanaro Surion]

Because we all think that.

Why do we eat?

[Holy Crap]

because food is good.
why did you get to reflux rank before me? this is no fair.