Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Holy Crap]

yeah, who doesn't?

[stan423321]

Ice cream.

Why?!

[Holy Crap]

because it's emo.
but that means i like ice cream, even though i hate emos! paradox! how can this be?

[stan423321]

The same way you are.

What was the name of this infamous abandoned level in R1?

[Holy Crap]

ice cream.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[stan423321]

Was it a question?
If:
yes)aha!
no)you haven't give question. So I will do it.
Why there was no question mark in there?

[Holy Crap]

because i'm mysterious. why?

[Xenon]

Because you live in the sun?

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Holy Crap]

all of them. 1 to bring the idea into parliament, lots of them to argue about it, and the rest to vote to have it done.
why did i bother typoing that?

[Xenon]

I'm unsure.

Does Gandhi have his own teeth?

[El Dango]

No. HE HAS ICE CREAM TEETH!

Will i ever stop talking about ice cream?

[FAB]

No-for obvious reasons! And i luuuuuuuuuuv iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice creamma too!

Will i eat chweeeeeeeeeeeeese tonight?

[Holy Crap]

no, you'll eat ice cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is it just me or a we obsessed with ice cream?

[Xenon]

Yes.

What flavour of ice cream will be invented in 2027?

[Holy Crap]

escargot.
what the hell made me think of that?

[Xenon]

Some virus in your brain.

Do I have a brain?

[Holy Crap]

it depends on how may brain eating slugs you've eaten.
why aren't permanent markers permanent?

[Xenon]

It's a scam.

What are jelly pens?

[Holy Crap]

delicious.
is plastic glue for sticking plastic together or is it just made from plastic?

[Xenon]

Plastic glue with bananas.

Why do monkeys like bananas?