Word to Word !

[Holy Crap]

4kids > children

[Shawn]

children -> annoying

[Holy Crap]

annoying > vexation

[Shawn]

vexation -> v

[Holy Crap]

v > energy drink

[Shawn]

energy drink -> kidney stones

[Holy Crap]

kidney stones > kidney

[Shawn]

kidney -> important

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important > useless

[Shawn]

useless -> condom

[Holy Crap]

wtf? condoms are far from useless.

The condom is arguably the most useful invention of the past 2000 years.

Wait...are you a catholic?
condom > sex

[Shawn]

No, birth control is useful. And no, I'm Christian. There IS a difference.

sex -> fun

[Holy Crap]

I know there's a difference. But how are condoms useless? As well as an effective contraceptive they can also minimise risk of getting STIs.
fun > enjoyable

[Shawn]

There not really useless, they just have a low chance of preventing pregnancy.

enjoyable -> hobby

[Holy Crap]

What makes you think that?
hobby > warhammer

[Shawn]

warhammer -> war

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war > battle

[Shawn]

battle -> fight

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fight > punch

[Shawn]

punch -> bruise