You know you suck at Rayman when...

[CheatCat]

... the blue lums steal your air...

[Serza5]

...you use blue lums instead of red lums

[CheatCat]

...you try to use plums instead of lums.

[Serza5]

...using a lum kills you

[CheatCat]

...you think you can fly on a plum if you hold it near a torch and wait...

[Serza5]

... you use torches instead of plums

[CheatCat]

...you use the running rockets as plums.

[Serza5]

.. you use the plums as running rockets

[CheatCat]

Yes, why not?

When you are trying to pay gems to the enemies so they don't kill you.

[Serza5]

...you can't find a gem

[CheatCat]

...You ask Globox for help with finding gems.

[Serza5]

... you ask Globox to defeat the enemies

[CheatCat]

... you see Globox and run away screeming.

[El Dango]

Rayman fails carrying a plum.

[RayStormGirl]

You see A Mushroom And Runaway screaming

[Acarr]

...you see a grain of sand and run away screaming

[hugocool]

... the rabbids are smarther than you!
... razorbeard yawnes!
... the moskitos in the woods of lights is hurting you!
... you can't start the game!
... globox don't wanna be you friend!
... Reflux fall asleep!
... you looking at the sky and runaway screaming!
... Rayman says you suck!
... You can't find Rayman!
... You playing something else!
... you need cheats directley!
... You need pro-action-replay directley!
... you give up in the menu!
... you give back the game 10 seconds after buy it!
... you don't buy the game!
... you crying then you see the trailer!
... you crying then you toutch the keyboard/controller!
... you die in the first level in R3!
... you die... IRL

[Acarr]

...you mistake Ly for Betilla.

[El Dango]

...you get in Guinness World Records as 'Worst Rayman player ever'.

[Acarr]

...you get boo-ed in the streets.