You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Serza5]

...all the levels have lava in it
...you think the rivers in R3 are lava rivers

[El Dango]

...you swing using a purple lum, and get smashed into a wall.

[FAB]

...you stop in the middle of part 2 of the summit beyound the clouds for an xmas party.

[CheatCat]

...Globlox have lap you 100 times in the snow race.
...You think the cages is bosses.
...You begin cry when Murfy have demostrate the combo mode and the score counter resets to 0.

[El Dango]

...You begin cry when Murfy have demostrate the combo mode and the score counter resets to 0.

Nice one.

[Serza5]

...you can't beat a cage
...the cage beats you up
...the teensies/electoons are bored in the cages because you haven't freed them yet

[Acarr]

...the teensies lock you up in a cage and batter it around to see how you'd like it.

[Serza5]

...Teensies want revenge on you

[CheatCat]

...Rayman loses health when Murfy drops him.
...Rayman's hands never come back when you beat away them.
...You lose in Rayman 3 Print Studio.
...You see this text in Rayman 2: "Please! DON'T try agian!"

[Acarr]

...you buy an Imagine game because you think that Ubisofts "mascot" would be in it.

[El Dango]

...Ly becomes a terrorist.

[Acarr]

...you try to find a helicopter, instead of realising that it was refering to Rayman's hair.

[Serza5]

..you need an extra pair of fists to fight one hoodlum

[CheatCat]

...Rayman cut off his hair.
...You try to take cover behind Globox.
...You think the painted globox is real.

[El Dango]

...you set everything on fire.

[Serza5]

...you fall for the woman Globox trick

[FAB]

...You begin cry when Murfy have demostrate the combo mode and the score counter resets to 0.

Nice one.

Yeah, the best one i've heard in fact.

..you're a hoodlum and you hit a cage that you use for target practice and then the teensies run away.

[El Dango]

...you get lost in the Buccaneer, and ends up in the control room. From here, you perform the greatest ship crash ever since Titanic.

[CheatCat]

...Rayman is replaced by a slapdash.
...Try to make the lowest point ever by taking minus points in combo with x2 power. (I will try that! )
...Rayman slips on the grass and run in a wall.

[Razorbeard]

RAYMAN 1

... Rayman life statues take away one life instead of giving you one

... Mr Dark watches you beat his scrambled bosses because TV wasnt invented yet

... Mr Dark gets bored watching you get fat and eat his manor so he sticks a chocolate bar up your nose and you die


RAYMAN 2

... Razorbeard kills Globox when he knocks the tower down

... The Prison ship explosion kills you

... The missle explodes when you get on it

... Clark kills you

... Polokus kills you

... ly kills you

... you kill you


RAYMAN 3

...Andre watches you kill hoodlums because the TV was broken and the Repairman has no pants

... Red lums dont like you because you hate red

... Your hands dont like you

... Murphy doesnt like you

... Globox doesnt like you

... Otto doesnt like you

... Romeo doesnt like you

... Anna Lyse doesnt like you

... You dont like you