You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Acarr]

...you think Ly's naked and try to sue Ubi.

[Razorbeard]

... you think ly is supposed to be a man because she doesnt wear a shirt, jsut lots of painted swirls, and she wont save you, so you get your 3,000,000 th game over

[El Dango]

...Dark Rayman won't follow you, because you always run into trouble.

[Acarr]

...you try to follow dark Rayman.

[Joshua822]

... Dark Rayman sits down and eats the ground

[El Dango]

... Dark Rayman kills you with his gun (my sprite).

[CheatCat]

...Dark Rayman don't die when Rayman die.
...Dark Rayman don't can be defated by the medallion.
...You think Mr Dark is Betilla with a new look that gives you powers.

[El Dango]

...you screw up, and somehow get an army of Dark Raymen after you.

[Serza5]

... you think Betilla is Mr Dark and you try to kill her
... you think Ly is Razorbeard and try to kill her

[El Dango]

...you think Mr. Dark is Razorbeard.
I can do better than that.

[Serza5]

...you think the magician is a life statue

[Acarr]

...you try to look under Betilla's dress instead of getting the new power off her.

[Serza5]

...you search for Betilla's hat instead of the magicians

[Acarr]

...you blame and kill the Magician because you thought he brought out Rabbids from his hat.

[Serza5]

...you cry when you break a cage and the electoons fall in the water

[Acarr]

...you jump in after them.

[CheatCat]

...You think electoons is antitoons and vice versa.
...You think Murfy is a tree.

[Acarr]

...you try to brush Murphy's teeth with the square button.

[Serza5]

...you think Murfy is in R1 and you try to find him.

[Razorbeard]

... while looking for him you get killed by Betilla

... the guy with the guitar's flying potion actually makes you fly down