You know you suck at Rayman when...

[CheatCat]

...You try to kill Murfy.
...Rayman drowns in a waterfall.
...Rayman can't duck in Rayman 1.
...Rayman only can duck.

...you run down a hill, and roll all the way up again.

XD

[El Dango]

...Rayman turns into a duck.

[Acarr]

....a duck turns into Rayman.

[Serza5]

...you think Rayman is a duck

[El Dango]

...you confuse Rayman 3 with Duck Hunt, and somehow you start shooting at Rayman.

[Serza5]

...Rayman joins the hunt

[Acarr]

...the Pirates go hunting for ducks instead of you.

[CheatCat]

...Rayman can't beat Donald Duck.
...Donald Duck beat down Rayman.
...Goofy beat down Rayman.
...Goofy beat down Donald Duck and then Donald Duck beat down Rayman.

[Serza5]

...disney takes over Ubisoft

[CheatCat]

...You think Rayman are made by Disney.
...You buy DisneyChannel becuase you think they show Rayman videos.

[El Dango]

...James Bond is ordered to infiltrate your house and destroy your Playstation/Nintendo/Xbox/PC/Cellphone.

[Serza5]

...you can't beat a chicken rabbid (RRR TP )

[Acarr]

...you think Rayman has limbs.

[Serza5]

...you can't make Rayman punch further

[CheatCat]

...Rayman punch himself.
...Rayman punch backwards.
...Rayman turns into a gorilla and beats the ground.
...You lose when you win.
...Rayman don't know how to kick in Rayman 3.

[Serza5]

...you can't open a piggybank

[Acarr]

...the piggybanks run away from you.

[Serza5]

...you become a Rayman gnome

[Acarr]

...the gnomes kill you.

[CheatCat]

...The gnomes run away.
...You become a piggybank.
...the piggybank kills you...
...and takes over the world! :O
...You think the piggybanks are real piggs! :O