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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+30 FREAKIN' PAGES!)

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...you wash clothes in R2
...you clean Begonaix's toilet in R3
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...You give the four masks to Razorbeard.
...You give the four masks to the phantom of the opera.
...You think you should give Polokus 10 things.
...Globox never come out from the plumjuice container.
...You are afraid of the stomper after you have defeated the Hoodstomper.
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...you don't turn black lums into red lums, but into monsters.
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In The LOTLD, in the swimming bit, you have to wait an hour because Rayman needs to nip home to get his trunks and armbands.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+30 FREAKIN' PAGES!)

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...the Magician can't fit in his hat
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Rayman fights Reflux. Too bad he forgot to run away.

That stinks.
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...Rayman cuts the magicians hair
...Rayman starts wearing high heels
...all the boys wear womens clothes
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Betilla runs out of magic powers.
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...You think the teenie scream "Hell!"
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The Teensies do scream 'HELL!' ,opening a portal to Hell.
Rayman thinks Hell is the best thing in the world.
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...Rayman kills heaven
...he doesn't beleive in Polokus
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Serza5 wrote:...Rayman kills heaven
How can Rayman kill Heaven? He can either be killed and sent to Heaven, or literally assassinate God...Which would be uncool.
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...Rayman starts reading the bible and makes Polokus mad
...Polokus banishes you from his world
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...You think Polokus is a basket ball.
...You think Ly is a frog.
...You think Ly is Globox's wife.
...You think Rayman talk Swedish.
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...When you lose all your lives in the original Rayman,being haunted with fear for the first time.
...When you're going to hell and live with it.
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:fou: Rayman uses his helicopter to fly into walls!
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...Rayman uses his helicopter to move one step
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Rayman gets killed by one of those caterpillars in CF
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...You try to kill the Knaarens with the rats.
...The Matuvu run away before you see them.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+30 FREAKIN' PAGES!)

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CheatCat wrote:...The Matuvu run away before you see them.
Do you mean Tribelles?
Rayman eats a mega bogey that he found up his mega nostril.
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