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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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On the acne part it is true for some people.

Trust me.
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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Why do you say that? Because you masturbate a lot and have bad acne?
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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I think I've heard about that somewhere..
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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Shawn wrote:I decided to have that effect on people in this forum. :)
How evil.
Holy Crap wrote:
Xenon wrote:By the way, I heard once that masturbation is far more of a health benefit than a health risk, and apparently it can help prevent the development of prostate cancer!
I'll have to do it more often then. :P *drops pants*
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!!
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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Holy Crap wrote:
Xenon wrote:By the way, I heard once that masturbation is far more of a health benefit than a health risk, and apparently it can help prevent the development of prostate cancer!
I'll have to do it more often then. :P *drops pants*
Please, not at PC. Do it at home or something.
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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Since I have a fetish, it makes it that much harder to resist.
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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spiraldoor wrote:
Holy Crap wrote:
Xenon wrote:By the way, I heard once that masturbation is far more of a health benefit than a health risk, and apparently it can help prevent the development of prostate cancer!
I'll have to do it more often then. :P *drops pants*
Please, not at PC. Do it at home or something.
I am at home. :mrgreen:
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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*reads the above two posts*

Alright, that's it

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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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Image
Thought you needed some special effects. :wink:
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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I herd that masturbation actually is a healthy thing... xD It also releases some chemicals... when you finish... >_> Like, endorphins. But sex is better. ;D
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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El Dango wrote:Image
Thought you needed some special effects. :wink:
Thanks. :boon:

And Holy Crap, please turn off your webcam the next time you decide to masturbate. :wink:

I really am traumatised, you've actually ruined my life :bigup:
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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Oh I have tried while having a headache... God that was stressfull. xD

Wow, Holy Crap you did that while on cam? XD
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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Holy Crap wrote:Why do you say that? Because you masturbate a lot and have bad acne?
It's a yes and no. Some people have sensitive hormones and they just erupt so badly when you masturbate you'll get it : \

So to the people who dont get acnes while masturbating, you are just lucky. Me on the other hand, stress and my hair causes me to have a bit of acne. Not masturbation though.
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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neo wrote: Wow, Holy Crap you did that while on cam? XD
What?! :shock:
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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neo wrote:I herd that masturbation actually is a healthy thing... xD It also releases some chemicals... when you finish... >_> Like, endorphins. But sex is better. ;D
There is some things that aren't good that come from masturbating (besides the acne, though I think that mainly happens to teenage girls.)

Mostly you feel less happy after you're done, and you have less energy. Also, for a some people, you get frustrated a bit easier for a couple of hours.

And if you're too rough, your penis falls off. :( :o :P :cry:
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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Or you could lose an eye.
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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Shawn wrote:
neo wrote:I herd that masturbation actually is a healthy thing... xD It also releases some chemicals... when you finish... >_> Like, endorphins. But sex is better. ;D
There is some things that aren't good that come from masturbating

Mostly you feel less happy after you're done, and you have less energy. Also, for a some people, you get frustrated a bit easier for a couple of hours.

Thats why you do that before going to bed. ;3
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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Ah, but the sadness sleeps and remains when you slumber, and awakens when you do. It'll get you eventually.
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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Not if you have awesome things to do the next day, like play smash bros.
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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But then Samus and Sheik make you do it more! :x
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