You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Rayman fan2000]

When Rayman comes out of the screen, says "I'M FREE!", runs away, destroys anything and anybody in sight, destroys your house, starts a fire bigger than the great fire of london, gets beat the crap out of by mario, gets scared to death from Luigi, and permanently destroyed by Sonic.

[Julia_Patti]

...when Rayman suddenly decides to stuff himself silly with cookies and hit the sack instead of going anywhere.

[Rayman fan2000]

When Razoff gets a BOOM! HEADSHOT!

[Julia_Patti]

When Razoff gets a BOOM! HEADSHOT!

...with a flash camera and blinds you.

[Danone]

When Globox dont like the plum juice

[Rayman fan2000]

When Razoff gets a BOOM! HEADSHOT!

...with a flash camera and blinds you.

...Then has a bath.

[Danone]

When you get only 10.000 points in LS

[Lianna]

when the time stops

[Julia_Patti]

When Razoff gets a BOOM! HEADSHOT!

...with a flash camera and blinds you.

...Then has a bath.

Or better, just stands and trims his fingernails.

[Danone]

When Murfy cant fly

[Sashabelle]

...when the game beats you.

[Wiiola]

Which only happens in Soviet Russia...

... Rayman's too slow to dodge/attack the enemy...

[Danone]

When Betilla dont exist

[Lianna]

When Rayman's eyes censoreds from MADs

[Danone]

When Bzzit come rayman to deatch island

[Wiiola]

... You can't recognise the main character of the series, even though you've been playing the games...
(Why is it reminding me of the "Legend of Zelda" series?)

[Rayman fan2000]

When Razoff gets a BOOM! HEADSHOT!

...with a flash camera and blinds you.

...Then has a bath.

Or better, just stands and trims his fingernails.

...Then walks away.

[Julia_Patti]

...When Rayman swears at the user like a drunken sailor!
(Pheww...)

[Rayman fan2000]

Sorry, I changed it.
When Rayman is so fat he can't move.

[Julia_Patti]

(Me too.)
...When Rayman gets one shoe stuck in the Marshes mud and can't free it.
...When Inspector Grub suddenly arrests you in mid-game.
...When there are Teensie Triangles instead of Teensie Circles, which aren't in the manual, and you don't know what to do.