Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Smega]

NO!

Snooping as usual, I see?

[Reese Riverson]

Uhh, no... it was whatsherface that was snooping! I swear I had nothing to do with it!


Can you prove me wrong?

[Smega]

Maybe, but first I have to prove your existence.

Who's Rayman's favourite singer?

[THEdragon]

A singer named Andretta who Rayman thinks is a beautiful lady, but is actually just Andrew dressed as a girl and autotuning and pitch-shifting his vocals.

What's for lunch?

[Reese Riverson]

Mud pies with worm toppings.


Do you think Rayman will love it?

[THEdragon]

He would have, but the Magician ate it all.

WHY did the Magician eated all of da mud pies with worm toppings!?!

[Reese Riverson]

Because he was starving to death since he was born.


Who didn't raise him right and left him to starve?

[THEdragon]

Tarayzan's dad, who stole him when he was born and raised him and Tarayzan completely differently.

How did the Magician reach adulthood without starving to death, then?

[Reese Riverson]

Because he is magical.


Where did he get his powers?

[THEdragon]

Betilla gave him magical powers out of sympathy.

Who has got, magical powers? Who's gentle as the flowers? Who's so naughty, but so nice? She'll be your friend in a triiiiice!

[Smega]

Hannah Montana.

What did the mountain nymph have for lunch?

[Reese Riverson]

Peanut butter jelly and candy.


What is Rayman going to do about his diet plan?

[THEdragon]

Go cannibal and eat the family of hippies in the Blue Mountains.

Tasty...?

[Reese Riverson]

Rayman thinks so as it tastes like plum cake.


Have you ever had plum cake?

[THEdragon]

No I have neither eaten plum cake nor 'substitute plum cake' (Hippy)

Why was Andrew so excited about roast beef and tea?

[Reese Riverson]

Because he hasn't gotten to eat meat in a long time.


Why was he so deprived of meat?

[THEdragon]

Because MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT (English with Rayman joke XD)
....Because he was also raised by Tarayzan's stupid father.

Why is Tarayzan's father so bad at raising children?

[Reese Riverson]

Because he had a stupid father that raised him.

How do these sad family stupidity come down like that to the Tarayzan's older generation?

[THEdragon]

Every generation gets dropped on its head at birth.

Why did the Musician's child's hair change colour?

[Reese Riverson]

Because he was rebellious against his father's wishes on hair color.


Why was he so rebellious?