Rayman 4 Bitter Bunnies

[spiraldoor]

Little does he realise that the only way in the world this would work is if he went over to the studio and started a tabletop office jig with catchy yet motivational lyrics, followed by a three-minute montage of finishing and publishing Rayman 4.

I am curious: what background music would be played during this montage?

[Adsolution]

The Camelot song from Monty Python's Holy Grail came to mind while I was typing it.

♫ We're the ones producing Rayman
Which Rayman? What's Rayman? Rayman 4.
We waste our time to nickel and dime
Our eagerly awaiting audience... ♫

[gamegirl the rayfan]

i rote a song as well but its too grafic even for this site

[Adsolution]

Anything I do to you will be more graphic than whatever you have to share, if you don't share it.

[The Edditaur]

i rote a song as well but its too grafic even for this site

Are you suggesting that our standards here are... Very graphic indeed? Because if you are, then...
...You're probably right about that one, to be completely honest.
*Resists urge to want to /GrammarNazi your post*

On a side note, I'm surprised this here thread is even still open. What with Mammoth seeming to have gone on a pilgrimage to the land of no return and all.

[MLII]

I wrote a song as well, but it's too graphic even for this site.

There Eddi you can stop convulsing now o3o

[The Edditaur]

I wrote a song as well, but it's too graphic even for this site.

There Eddi you can stop convulsing now o3o

Aww, isn't that kind of you. Have a penny for your troubles.
Though I kinda corrected it for you.

[MLII]

What did you correct? .3. I see nothing~

[gamegirl the rayfan]

rabbids go to hell and dont go back there youll be ass raped by fire untill your intestins fall out and we see the bunt blistered up tangled mangled up mess that was once your guts then youll be boiled in your own shit and piss then foced todo the hellish monsterus task of playing all your own games all the way throu and stabed with flaming pitch forks made of globoxs crap forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever more and well be free of the treablr curse that is the rabbids

[Adsolution]

Now that's what I'm talking about.

[Master]

Seems like this day just got a whole lot more interesting.

[Adsolution]

Neh, it got about 125% more interesting over the span of five minutes, then just sort of stayed there.

[spiraldoor]

rabbids go to hell and dont go back there youll be ass raped by fire untill your intestins fall out and we see the bunt blistered up tangled mangled up mess that was once your guts then youll be boiled in your own shit and piss then foced todo the hellish monsterus task of playing all your own games all the way throu and stabed with flaming pitch forks made of globoxs crap forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever more and well be free of the treablr curse that is the rabbids

So brave.

[Adsolution]

rabbids go to hell and dont go back there youll be ass raped by fire untill your intestins fall out and we see the bunt blistered up tangled mangled up mess that was once your guts then youll be boiled in your own shit and piss then foced todo the hellish monsterus task of playing all your own games all the way throu and stabed with flaming pitch forks made of globoxs crap forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever more and well be free of the treablr curse that is the rabbids

Not as brave as Todo.

[Haruka]

rabbids go to hell and dont go back there youll be ass raped by fire untill your intestins fall out and we see the bunt blistered up tangled mangled up mess that was once your guts then youll be boiled in your own shit and piss then foced todo the hellish monsterus task of playing all your own games all the way throu and stabed with flaming pitch forks made of globoxs crap forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever more and well be free of the treablr curse that is the rabbids

What have you been smoking?

[Adsolution]

Clearly she's been smoking the entrails of whatever it is that she's actually talking about.

[Master]

Neh, it got about 125% more interesting over the span of five minutes, then just sort of stayed there.

Meh, yesterday was a pretty boring day for me anyway.

[sergiomonty]

Great idea, Mammoth. Secretly, I was Michel Ancel the whole time. Now that you gave me this idea, I'll use it to produce Rayman 4, and of course, you'll earn some good profit. Posting this here wasn't a waste of time after all!

[Serza5]

rabbids go to hell and dont go back there youll be ass raped by fire untill your intestins fall out and we see the bunt blistered up tangled mangled up mess that was once your guts then youll be boiled in your own shit and piss then foced todo the hellish monsterus task of playing all your own games all the way throu and stabed with flaming pitch forks made of globoxs crap forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever more and well be free of the treablr curse that is the rabbids

[Adsolution]

The radiant innocence of her face is calming to the soul. It's as if the fireplace were always in season.