Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Shrooblord]

Because I couldn't be me anymore.

Is this all a dream?

[LKPettin2]

Yes, but it's neverending dream, so you can't get out of this.
Why kids aren't small adults?

[Smega]

Because then normal adults would be goats.

Why Polish people structure questions like this?

[LKPettin2]

Cuz it's Polish nature.
Why non-Polish people are asking Polish people about nothing?

[stan423321]

Because they're jealous of that extra polish of our questions.

How do you distinguish Rayman 3 from Rayman 3 HD?

[Smega]

With a hot dog eating contest.

What if we lived under the sea?

[LKPettin2]

Dry land would became a swimming pool.
Why this topic exist.

[Smega]

To raise money to build a TV satellite.

What is a lava lamp?

[Rayrobi]

A lamp which works with lava instead of electricity.

What does "wtf" mean?

[Shrooblord]

It stands for 'why teenagers fail'. Meaning is dependent entirely on context.
<< "I smiled at him and he punched me in the face."
>> "[this is] wtf"

Double-nono means double yesyes?

[saerleiya]

Yeah, because yes-no = no-yes.

Why did u sign up on RPC ?

[Rayray1994]

Cuz I want friends


Why be?

[Smega]

That is the question.

Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

[Shrooblord]

I art for all Art is quite useless.

Do you have an immortal painting?

[stan423321]

No, but I have immoral paintings!

How could Polish translators mess up ant bear and aardvark?

[PluMGMK]

Nyan Cat flew in their ears and messed up their brains.

What does one call a "sexagram"?

[Smega]

Sam.

Where is the Glade of Dreams located?

[PluMGMK]

In a creepy autonomous dustpan.

Do you want to be unsexed?

[Shrooblord]

Do you want to boil and bubble?

Is answering a question with another really an answer?

[PluMGMK]

Depends on whether or not you want fries with that.

Do you want fries with that?